ms. titty

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.

[pisnicht]

i do

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Custom Hotrod…

[omegaverse]

Lightning McQueen and Tow Mater ’ s son

[heartshapedbasil]

Love wins

[still-gathering-roses]

area 51 on september 20th 2019

[blindedjanus-deactivated2023122]

me making another post for my 12 followers knowing that it will get approximately 4 notes

[rymonaflowers]

The 4 followers

[skinfleshbody]

[theskywaspunk]

[prazersouvictor]

[xcorpion]

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

every time i watch this i start scream laughing

[fractionofthewhole]

[surprisebitch]

when he says he’s just gonna dry hump you and stroke it on your butt cause he didn’t bring rubber but then you feel him shove it in you and he starts thrusting and you cant get him off because you love the feeling of raw dick so you’re like

[brbjellyfishing]

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again

[oknope]

me: misplaces one finger on the trackpad

windows 8: closes the browser, locks the computer, calculates the mass of the sun, sets my house on fire, types out the entire script of the bee movie in webdings

[krabby-kronicle]

[the-memedaddy]

me_irl

[30-minute-memes]

[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[eruditionanimaladoration]

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

[gelana78]

Metal as snakes fucking.

[thedurvin]

[toastbutteregg]