unlikeable

gross. disgusting little rat man. the girl next door. terrible tudor, gorgeous georgian. your first grade teacher. living-adjacent. olympic gymnast. feminist. misogynist. ass shaker. hell raiser. ladies' hat. || hoping to one day change tard to fandom she/her

[verdantmoontruther]

thought i should do one of these to welcome you to my naruto hell

Favorite male character: gai

Favorite female character: tsunade

Second and third favorite male character: shino and sai

Second and third favorite female character: tenten and kurenai

Favorite and second favorite clan: aburame and uzumaki

Favorite kage: gaara

Favorite Hokage: tobirama

Least favorite Hokage: sarutobi hiruzen (kys old fart <3)

Favorite tailed beast: matatabi

Favorite canon couple(s): inosai and naruhina

Favorite almost canon couple(s): sasukarin and leeten

Worst canon couple: sasusaku

Least favorite fanon couple(s): narusaku, sns, sakuino, sasodei, kakuhidan

Favorite yaoi couple(s): kakairu or yamairu

Favorite yuri couple(s): i once saw kurenai x mei and haven’t slept soundly since

Couple(s) that you ship romantically and as friends: kakagai, naruino, sasusai (now hear me out on this one)

Favorite protagonist: tsunade

Favorite antagonist: haku and zabuza

Favorite Akatsuki member: kisame

Favorite Akatsuki couple: sasori and deidara (not romantically, i just like when they argue)

Which character do you think deserves more appreciation: shino, kankuro, fuu, and tenten out of the younger generation (i don’t watch or read boruto). anko, kurenai, and genma from the middle generation. maito dai from the older generation

Which character do you think deserves less appreciation: sakura (annoying and i don’t like her but im too tired to go into that rn), itachi (idc who told him to, mans still killed his entire clan and tortured his younger brother several times), and sasuke (you all appreciate him for the wrong reasons!!!! love him for being a revolutionary, not for rejecting his ideology in the end)

Which character(s) didn’t deserve to die: neji, haku, and zabuza (he should’ve lived to see his country be given stability under mei, he deserved it, argue with the wall)

Who do you ship Naruto with: hinata mostly but a small part of my brain screams ino

Which character do you think looks good with everybody: sasuke

Which character out of Teams 7(don’t forget Sai),8,10, Gai would join the Akatsuki: depends what akatsuki we’re talking about! original akatsuki whose goal was world peace through diplomacy? choji, lee, naruto, kakashi, gai, hinata. the akatsuki the characters actually interact with? neji, asuma, tenten.

Hottest female character: tenten or kurenai

Hottest male character: DON’T FLAME ME FOR THIS BUT KAKUZU LMAOOOO

Would you eat Ramen: yeah

Pro-ending or anti-ending: pro

How would your version of Naruto ending and Boruto play out (don’t be shy, make it VERY LONG, out touch the smallest details):

1. neji would live because hiashi sacrificed himself in place of his children. i dont really have anything further planned for him in my head but rest assured that he is alive.

2. konoha involves itself in inter-clan business and makes it a criminal offense for hyuuga main branch members to torture the side branch members. no new seals are placed.

3. boruto is not named boruto because what a weird fucking name, no thanks!

4. the truth about both the uchiha massacre and the destruction of uzushiogakure and konoha’s roles in them are revealed to the public.

5. the villagers and ordinary shinobi play a more active role in the running of the village and it moves away from bureaucracy and to tobirama’s original vision of a democracy. the hokage is actually elected, rather than proposed by officials to the daimyo and that’s that.

6. academy starts at age 8 or 10 and finishes at a soft 16 - if a student is particularly gifted, the lowest age they can graduate at is 14.

7. we actually get a scene between naruto and karin where they acknowledge and talk about their shared roots.

8. no sasusaku i’m sorry i just really hate it. sorry sarada. i think sasuke should be allowed to stay single.

9. more children!!! more babies!!!!!!! naruto and hinata have about 4, ino and sai have 2, karui and choji have 3. stop the population from dwindling

10. i actually like the fact that hinata and choji are like retired from the shinobi industry, i dont think they actually ever really wanted to be parts of it. but hinata plays an active role in the improvement of hyuuga intra-clan rapports, even if she’s not clan head.

11. i’d have killed off iruka and kiba but that’s just me. not because i hate them (i love iruka to the moon and back) but i think their deaths would’ve been realistic and meaningful (and also hurt a lot - can you imagine naruto’s reaction to iruka’s death, or kiba dying and leaving akamaru? pain)

12. naruto doesn’t become hokage. he’s a jounin-sensei :D

13. the older generation pairs off as well!! my heart goes soft for gai and anko, i think maybe they have a kid together

14. none of the electronic advancement you see in boruto. i want my bitches to continue suffering

15. orochimaru is either in prison or executed. in either case anko, yamato, and the other people they hurt get justice.

16. choza dies alongside shikaku and inoichi (again, not because i don’t like him), even if he isn’t at hq

17. no fucking rabbit goddess jesus fuck that storyline just about took me out lmao

[zombiecombo]

naruto as an animanga would’ve been vastly greater if it had stigmata, cannibalism, crucifixion, and gay sex scenes

[vhagar-apologist-deactivated202]

Still trying to wrap my head around why that seemingly loving mother in Billy’s memories would leave him with his abusive father…

[martyreasemymind]

you can love someone but still throw them to the wolves if you love yourself more

[vhagar-apologist-deactivated202]

[belovedhowl]

unironically love barbie media. if you even care

[thestuffedalligator]

This is my favourite clickbait spam headline. I love it every time I see it. I love the mental image of some six year old walking out of the woods with a scraped knee and leaves in her hair and a six-pound demon isopod in her arms, looking up at her parents with all the love in the world in her eyes.

[hraishin]

you guys don't understand the hold that Gai wearing his hitai-ate on his head has on me

[edotenseii]

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[thediktatortot]

Ao3 tagging rant

At this point people are using Ao3 tagging system like it's fucking tumblr tags. It's getting real fucking hard to actually just find fic and at this point I think I'm just going to skip fics that don't properly tag things.

They were in love, Even if they hated each other, Everyone around them knew it, And they were stubborn till the very end,

That bullshit doesn't tell me anything. It tells me you don't know how to tag properly and that you have no idea that people are looking for fics like yours but can't fucking find it.

Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, + (Other coherent tags)

This tells me exactly what I'm looking for. It gives me coherent tags to search for. Put the first tags in the synopsis section of the fic, not the tags. Also, just because you make a tag, doesn't mean it's searchable.

On Ao3 there are things called tag wranglers and it's a hard fucking job because they are constantly having to wrangle commonly used tags in order to instate them as searchable tags.

The more you put this nonsense in the tags, the more BS they have to wade through.

[febuwhump]

FEBUWHUMP 2023 IS HERE!

the prompts this year were chosen through a suggestion poll and subsequent vote, where over 350 people voted for their favourites. the top 28 make up the core prompts, and a mixture of the next most popular and this blog’s personal favourites have become the alternatives!

i’m so excited to see what you all create with these prompts, and hope they’re inspiring enough to trigger a whole month’s worth of creativity for you! if you have any questions, make sure to check out the blog’s FAQ, or check out the previously asked questions on the blog before sending one of your own!

please note: this year, notifying the blog of completionist status will happen through a google form that will be released closer to the end of febuwhump.

full write-up of prompts and rules under the cut:

Keep reading

[ghostlynimbus]

This is long and ramble and I'm still sick idk how coherent it is.

I keep seeing fandom wank revolving around people comparing Jonathan and Billy and

Like. Obv I disagree with the people that are arguing that Billy is bad bc Jonathan also has a shitty dad and he doesn't abuse Will.

But I also Very Strongly disagree with the arguments I've seen against the above argument that basically boil down to it's not comparable bc Joyce kicked Lonnie out.

This is because of a variety of reasons, including but not limited to

- I think comparisons between Jonathan and Billy are great, and can be a valuable part of character/media analysis.

- Though Lonnie is out of the picture and that is a key difference between Jonathan and Billy, Jonathan is still (as of s4) actively being abused (and in a way very much comparable to Billy's abuse).

One of the key differences between Jonathan and Billy as abuse victims (imo) isn't a difference between Neil and Lonnie. It's not even a difference between Billy's mom and Joyce, or Joyce and Neil.

The difference isn't that Jonathan has people/friends and Billy doesn't (it is repeatedly established that Jonathan doesn't have friends).

A very key difference between Jonathan and Billy as abuse victims, that imo is often not given the weight in these discussions that I think it deserves,

Is a difference between Will and Max.

Will and Max are objects in Jonathan and Billy's abuse.

If Neil could have made Billy love Max to the point that he'd be willing to give up his future to continue taking care of her, I think he would have.

If Joyce had brought another kid in to the house, and accepted that kid as her own, I don't think she would have ever considered Jonathan's feelings on the subject or even consulted him at all before just expecting him to start co-parenting that kid the way she expects with Will (in fact, it kind of seems like that's what happened with El).

It isn't easy to love someone who was used as a tool in your abuse. It's not easy to let go of the resentment for the wrongs you have suffered because of them, even if you know that they are not at fault.

Jonathan and Will had some sort of relationship before/beyond the one forced on to them by Jonathan's abuse.

Billy and Max do not.

Both Billy and Jonathan lash out at people as a result of their situations. Jonathan just doesn't lash out at Will in that way. Billy isn't a worse person for not having as deep of a connection to max as Jonathan has with will.

Jonathan isn't better than Billy just because he's accepted the abuse that Billy died angry about.

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[lunarlegend]

y'know, one thing i don’t see get talked about much in regards to asexuality is how it feels to never be ‘sexually motivated’ by anything

and not just when it comes to advertisements using ‘sexy’ models to try and sell you stuff, but like. in general

sex as a favor, sex as a bribe, sex in exchange for whatever

casual sex, ‘friends with benefits’ situations, even simple flirting

it all looks a whole lot different from the perspective of someone who’s immune to manipulation via sex appeal, who has virtually no understanding as to why sex would motivate someone to cheat on their partner, etc. etc.

sex is worthless to me

i mean, it’s useful as a story element in fiction, but it genuinely perplexes me that sex is such a driving force behind so many aspects of irl society & of people’s individual lives, for better or for worse

and that it’s so deeply ingrained into how the average person views the world & various situations, because the average person feels sexual attraction, whereas i do not

i think the barrier between aces & allos is actually even deeper than it seems on the surface at times, because it’s more than just the grating expectation that everyone must want to ‘settle down’ and have kids, it’s also the fact that the majority of the world is sort of ‘in’ on a joke that aces will never truly be a part of

[teaboot]

Posts that validate my identity

Sex as a form of intimacy? Understand. Intimacy as enjoyable? Understand. Intimacy as vital? Understand. Sex as vital? Does not compute

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon

[deliriousdumbosdrinkingdilemma]

Please

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so if the grinch and tony had a kid, it would probably be

have weird fur and an unsettling appearance (like the grinch)

be orange and into sports (tony)

so that child would be Gritty

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’ve never derived an iota of joy from this website and I truly don’t know why i’m still here

[yellowbuggie]

[yellowbuggie]

I am ashamed to say that I put a lot of effort into this….

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy. fucking. STARS.

[yellowbuggie]

Whoops my hand slipped….

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how have you done this…..why have you done it…..

[yellowbuggie]

I can’t stop

[yellowbuggie]

Look at the kids run! 

[yellowbuggie]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Happy Grinch Day, Chapter 4 of the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER FIX-IT FIC is up!

[aloha-from-angel]

I couldn’t breathe when I saw these…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Parent Trap but Gritty and the Lorax try to reunite Tony & the Grinch

[banana-the-hyena-deactivated202]

Everytime I see this thread show up on my dash it’s in more depth and more developed. I didn’t think we could reach these levels of insanity but here we are.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

buddy have you SEEN my tags:

#also the Lorax has ‘the’ in front of their name just like The Grinch so it’s a family thing  #WAIT WAIT WAIT  #this implies that after the breakup the Grinch raised the Lorax while Tony raised Gritty. Tony the Cereal Sports Mascot raised Gritty the Hockey Mascot. this makes Complete Sense  #Grinch likes solitude and nature and hates waste and commercialism–traits passed onto the Lorax  #Tony is obnoxiously extroverted and loves sports and is a Famous Pop Cultural Mascot. Gritty followed in his father’s footsteps…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it is painfully hysterical to me that people are encountering this fic completely at random without knowing the Relevant Tumblr Backstory behind it

[verdantmoontruther]

Aaaah, bien joué alors car apprendre le français c’est galère même pour certains natif

C’est un honneur de vous avoir permis nos rangs

ahhhhhh merci merci! je sais que mon francais est loin d'etre parfait mais ce que je peux a moins m'expliquer me plait beaucoup. jsuis honorée <3

[verdantmoontruther]

U are french ?

no haha, i learned french for a really long time and now use it every so often in my day to day life because i have francophone friends and students. my family is "from" russia, meaning we are jewish, ukrainian, and tatar, but have russian passports