Ohhh the Feels

"True love is finding someone whose demons play well with yours" - The Joker

[cracked]

Not Sure What To Watch? Boom, Done.

[murderous-manipulative-angel]

Harley Quinn | Fanart Illustration by Sibeli Velázquez

[tkaybear]

😍

[just-shower-thoughts]

If today is “May the 4th be with you”, does that make tomorrow “Revenge of the 5th”?

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via margeincharge)

[tkaybear]

Hahaha

[obviousplant]

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[tkaybear]

Happy Valentine's Day (◡‿◡✿)

Aww I just got back on Tumblr and saw this message. Sooo soo sorry for such a late reply! Thank you for the Happy Valentine’s day note anonymous. 😊

[thegoodvybe]

[mikevenom-deactivated20160923]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In a way, pornhub is a DIY site…

[redditfront]

Girlfriend and I use this whiteboard on the fridge to leave each other messages. - via http://ift.tt/2d9b61f

[thebestoftumbling]

Corgi on a Carousel

[everquest92]

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

[ryandevon]

This is the cutest thing omg

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

I love this.

[peterparker]

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WATCH THIS

[periru3]

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

[goblinparty]

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Taylor: “So some of my fans know that I have a weird ability of catching things with my mouth; most often grapes. [catches grape in his mouth] One fan mentioned grapes are too easy, so I call this the ‘Fruit Toss Challenge’.”

[music plays in the background]

[Taylor catches a strawberry, and then an avocado. The grapefruit smacks him in the mouth but he does not catch it.  Several attempts with bananas are unsuccesful. Another grapefruit smacks him in the face. He laughs and throws it on the ground.]

Taylor: “Get in my mouth! [to the camera] Let’s go!”

[He slaps away a box of strawberries]

Taylor: [irritated] “Not. The box. Of strawberries!”

Friend: “Oh.”

Taylor: [irritated] “One strawberry!”

[watermelon crashes at Taylor’s feet, he gingerly steps back]

Taylor: “Are you kidding me?”

[cake is thrown and smashes into Taylor’s face]

Taylor: “What is this? I thought - [spits out cake]- I thought this was a fruit toss challenge?”

Friend: “It’s a fruitcake.”

Taylor: [incredulous] “Fruitcake?”

Friend: “Yeah, man, fruitcake.”

Taylor: “Unbelievable.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

My job would feel a lot more worthwhile if I were paid in cash each hour

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyone was born with a limited amount of fucks to give. During your teenage years you give a ton and slowly give less and less from there.

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

Reblog if you do not judge roleplayers who love writing smut

[People who like to smut are not terrible individuals! Like this post if you agree!]

[thisisnotinuse-deactivated20171]

[harleyquinnfanart]

Nothing beats the original 😉😘

[joker-of-gotham]

If you put those boots in the fire, it would’ve been perfect. :D