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everythingfox

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clarkent

re-watch avatar the last airbender it’s good for your health

isnt

follow @isnt for more memes

okayysophia

parakeet

why does cutting an apple into slices taste much better than just biting into it i dont get it its the same thing? its apple?

eh-fandomtrash

Probably something to do with chemical reactions and how oxygen interacts with the meat of the apple.

parakeet

I don’t like that you called it meat

hiscalifornia

I feel this in my SOUL.

somecutething

sarroora

Today I discovered this writer’s tactic to face her fear of rejection and failure, and it’s honestly very inspiring?! This kinda rewired my brain and I feel everyone should read and think about it.

Read her short article here

dmcoffee

Dang. Alright then!

cybergata

This little girl loves her human enough to follow him in places kittens don’t go.

0512-97

Literally my first time seeing a kitty in water without fighting

unclefather

the waves are too big for her

j0jin-deactivated20210309

lionpatriot13

I’m dying of laughter! Someone call 911!

somecutething

sloppystyle

xueyangapologist

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

hollyjpaulsen-deactivated202204

My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you’re not supposed to.

Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we’d talk on my husband’s last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to “Signal Guy Fred.”

So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to “Signal Guy Fred” every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank “Signal Guy Fred” for his time and wish him farewell.

So, before I disconnect the call, I wish “Fred” the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, “My name’s Jason.”