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hello vonnie
Xuebing Du
Product Placement
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@theartofmadeline
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styofa doing anything
occasionally subtle
DEAR READER
Keni
izzy's playlists!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
blake kathryn
Show & Tell
macklin celebrini has autism
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@tmntbabe1450
Love, marriage and health….please let it be a sugar daddy!!!!
pizza, money, and cocks… ummm
@semi-sem why me?
butt, chipotle, penis.
Wait what? Love, Marriage and Health? Well okay now I am really curious about next year.
Wealth, popularity, and penises. Im set
Love, ass, and wealth…could be worse!
Love, Dick, and Marriage... Ayyyeeee 2018 is gonna be lit
the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are
Aeijm?
Aijns
………
fuck off
Acdelmo
I’m pretty sure I’m the villain in this story with a name like that.
i’m pretty sure i’m the villain in this story with a name like that
^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet!
Ann. Short for Aadimnr.
Aeemn
🎄All I want for Christmas is Net Neutrality 🎄
Keep it up!
YESSSSSSSSS
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Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in
Whoa…
#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens
These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.
yes its back on my dash
god lol
I always reblog the bathroom sirens <3
This is so beautiful holy shit-
Cause everyone needs Donnie passionately kissing a mop on their dash.
Dorkatello.
Adorable dork. 💜💜💜
Proof that Donnie can dance and kiss 😂😂💜💜
Fucking love this XD
You may have already answered this, but how big (specifically) do you headcanon the turtles as?
Leo: I am 6′3″
Raph: I’m 6′6″
Donnie: I clock in at 6′8″
Mikey: I’m itty bitty at 6′1″ XD
this is accurate…
OOF THEY'RE ALL WAY TALLER THAN ME (I'm only 5'4")
“You fight like a girl.”
I’m sorry
I didn’t
realise
that
was
a
bad
thing
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
yeah
so sorry
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
This list
was looking
a little
white
so here you go
watch tha
bodies hit
tha floor
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
Never reblog without Shoot gifs. ;)
I had to add my precious babies.
Adding a bit more color.
this list is missing someone……
Ahh yes, here she is!
Mikey: Will you drive me to the mall?
Raph: What did Leo say?
Mikey: He said no.
Raph: Then why would I allow you?
Mikey: He's not the boss of you.
Raph: [internally] This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap
Sewer screams! There are plenty of scares in tonight’s new episode of TMNT. The spookiness kicks off at 8!
Donnie: Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the 'Death' button!
Leo: [Hanging by one arm] Nobody has any tape!
Donnie: Not a single person has tape?
Leo: You have an atomic bomb in your bag! If anyone is gonna have tape, it’s YOU!
[Mikey grabs the device and runs off with it while Donnie’s back is turned]
Donnie: I have to do everything!
Leo: You are wasting a lot of time here!
Mikey: BOOYAKASHAAAAAA!
Donnie: [to himself] That’s a really bad sign.
AAAHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH; IT'S HIGHLY ACCURATE
Splinter: Love conquers all. It even conquered you, my son. You’re growing up.
Leo: And you’re cool with that?
Splinter: Yes... and no.
Donnie: April kissed me.
Leo: No!
Mikey: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!
Donnie: It's unbelievable.
Mikey: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!
Leo: Ok, alright we wanna hear everything. Mikey, get the drinks and unplug the phone. Don, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Donnie: Ohhh it ended very well.
Mikey: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!
Leo: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like... was it like, a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, y'know, 'I gotta have you now' kinda thing?
Donnie: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then... oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…
Leo: Ohh, so, ok, was she, like, holding you or were her hands like, on your back?
Donnie: No, actually first they were–they started out on my waist... and then they slid up, and then they were playing with my mask...
Leo & Mikey: Ohhh...
(Scene changes from Donnie, Leo, and Mikey to April, Karai, and Shini eating pizza around the table)
April: And then, uh, then I kissed him.
Karai: Tongue?
April: Yeah.
Karai: Cool.
[Shredder has just kidnapped Karai... again]
Shredder: I’ll be taking my daughter back now.
Leo: But she’s Splinter’s! You stole her from him!
Shredder: [hands him a cellphone] Here’s a phone. Call somebody who cares.
[Leo starts to dial 9-1-1, but Shredder snatches the phone from him]
Shredder: GIVE ME THAT!
Mikey: When you meet someone for the first time and it's new and exciting. You know that rush?
Donnie: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
Donnie: Hey, Raph! Do the thing!
Raph: Nah, I don’t wanna! It hurts!
Donnie: Doitdoitdoitdoit! I won’t stop until you do it. Doitdoitdoitdoit!
Raph: *shouts* OKAY, FINE!
Donnie: Wooohoooooo!
TMNT 2016
