Dan :)

(see my art at toaddan.tumblr.com)

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[eebie]

i wanna do brofist when you are around

[eebie]

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[hell-raven]

[cutecipher]

we all have that one cousin who rolls around a ball that picks stuff up

[lemonsweet-moved]

Jevil: COME INTO MY VOID PRISON AND WE CAN PLAY A FUN LITTLE GAME HOOOHOOOHOFGJFB

Kris: *looks in jevils cell door and sees this*

Kris: We should absolutely go in there we need to go in there no matter what we have to

[internetgreatesthits]

[rabbiteclair]

waking up two hours early for my job as a gacha character to put on my three discrete hair ornaments, four layers of clothes, eight-square-inch armor plates affixed to my clothes at random, various ribbons and straps that do nothing but encircle my thighs/upper arms, choker, and multi-layered gloves. however I forget to affix dangling tassles everywhere and am sacked immediately for my carelessness

[fandom-r]

sliding scale of classic video game rivalries

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[paper-mario-wiki]

[toskarin]

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

[toskarin]

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

[porcelain-siscon]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[toskarin]

not that there's anything wrong with that

[paperandpencilsandskips]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

[dogpuppy]

[catmanbowser]

Im fucking losing it over this entry. Don't get mad.

[blutonews]

htps://www.blutonews.org/article/23

Bluto Ignored The Tiny Famous Man

Bluto was upset at streamer. Streaer say "Bluto what'd I do wrong to offend you?" streamer cry waa waa. Big oaf Bluto harrumphed his head to the sky "I don't talk to the likes o' yous no more and ya ain't to be my best man [either]", as streamer was meant to be at his wedding, "ever since you became addicted to amputations you been nothing but a head on the floor and your brain is metabolizing your ears". People at the scene reported seeing tears stream down his face. "Oh, but I can change"! Streamer pleaded, "Please let me be a flower boy and I can roll down the isle like a tumbleweed! First thing after the wedding, I'll buy a body made from tin cans and wear a barrel with suspenders"! There was a pause as Bluto thought, "Little man, I'll see that you do". He extended his hand for a handshake, forgetting that everything below the head of streamer was only an open wound.

The reporter at the scene cried at such a heartwarming moment of comradery.

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️

[catchymemes]

[ladyofspoons]

clever girl! so proud of her

[desert-love]

[a-book-of-creatures]

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍