weirdo

mentally ill but mentally chill

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

twitter: omg Billie Eilish doesn’t know who Van Halen is! how can she not know Van Halen? what is wrong with her?!

me: what the hell is a Van Halen?

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

once again Smash Mouth proves themselves the true defenders of Generation Z

[teathattast]

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[toshio]

[swarnpert]

Benis

[hotvampireadjacent]

[swarnpert]

Benis

[hotvampireadjacent]

[eightbitwave]

For sale: vibes, never checked

[paper-mario-wiki]

great news

[twilightrenaissance]

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

[bisexualemmettcullen]

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

[thenaebyrd777]

[catgifcentral]

Hmc while i watch this ball coming toward me

[securipun]

D:

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[sybeez]

Pictures that make your muscles involuntarily flex

[toadgallery-blog]

Y'all this is an album cover

[sentada]

americans be eating cheesed burger

[xtec]

no one:

me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice:

[swarnpert]

Benis

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ardatli]

Newest project, done! Now to wash, iron and frame.

[halleywars]

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