✦ toadghosts ✦

i think they should've let the Cat in the Hat say fuck once. "I'll kill you, and I'll make it look like a fucking accident" is a good contender or maybe when that chud hits him in the unneutered ballsack he could've said "fuuuuuuuuck"

[toadghosts]

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roe · she/they · twenty-five

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[utopians]

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

[antichill]

[toskarin]

[european-love-hotel]

Chris Pontius in Jackass (2000)

[yremystar]

Steve-O and Johnny’s house on MTV Cribs (2002)

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[wordfather]

'AI Overview' I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT. I WANT OBSCURE REDDIT THREAD. I WANT 15 YEAR OLD QUORA POST. GET OUTTA HERE SCRAM

[distinguishedbaloney]

[seren-starlight]

Not only did I miraculously survive the first assassination you all know about, I also survived the assassination attempt on that other impostor too

[seren-starlight]

The plot thickens

[khloetheunstoppable]

Drunk Knoxville, my pride and joy🤤

[omegaversereloaded]

[aceynk]

sometimes i think im a fruit fly so i hang out in the appled cider vinegar traps but then i remember theyre deathly and i leave

[the-soup-specter-sillies]

the rapture actually DID happen today but the only soul god deemed worthy of salvation was a single baby, recently converted to the christian faith, taken away in a beam of light just milliseconds before colliding with a baseball bat. the rest of us are on our own.

[milquetoaast]

theyre putting something in the water that makes you pee.

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier