Howdy

Call me Hal! They/them. 23. I like toads. I like tulips. As well as a lot of other things. Thank you 💕

[toadietulipe]

Ya know,

I was always told I was to weird to be liked

And ya know

I may not make sense most of the time, I may have a hard time connecting to others, I may use weird vocabulary in places people don't like. I may have a communication problems. I may do actions others find odd.

I might just be the weirdest damn mother fucker in the town

But I'm learning to become true to myself after so many years of forcing it down (around 19 to be in fact)

I'm learning to enjoy the world how I want to enjoy it!

And you know what,

I probably look like a baby herd animal when it first pops out but

I'm gaining my footing!

I'm becoming the me I want to be (all be it in very small and shaky steps)

But I'm getting there, I'm getting to be more myself with everyday.

I don't want to hold back my personality no more.

I want to be me 💕

[crevicedwelling]

a sweet little Hentzia with the kindest eyes I’ve seen on a spider

jumped to my finger. hello buddy you’re the size of small

[toadietulipe]

I'm back! And I'm still kickin'!!!

For the most part atleast! 😎👉👉

[crevicedwelling]

picked some hibiscus flowers for the slugs as a treat. I tried to get it to look cute but they just look like weird hors d'oeuvres

[aubstacle-of-course]

Consensure

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[frogcroaks]

A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

[r0zeclawz]

the "say something" text on the message box has never felt so taunting. im so scared.

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[escuerzoresucitado]

[memorycycle]

i left your sink on for 13 hours ok? is that ok

[th3pwettiesgf]

#RIP‬⁩ another life is taken by the demonic ⁦‪#IslamicRepublic‬⁩

‎17-year-old innocent girl ⁦‪#Arnica‬⁩ was brutally beaten to death and mercenaries claim ‘she jumped from the 4th floor of a building’ tho she died from severe head injuries caused by a baton.

[adelphicoracle]

Have you guys seen all the Twitter apocalypse posts. It’s all Titanic sinking gifs and this:

[toadcroaky]

[simonalkenmayer]

Hahahahahaha I’ve been seeing some of these in the news reports but these are fantastic. Where are my K-pop readers to hijack this like they did that trump rally

[tt40art]

Look at this frog.

[toadietulipe]

I ended up fainting again and hitting my head x.x

I really wish my body would stop doing this.

And the doctors are no help, they keep saying that everything's fine when it's not.

It's just scary 😞

Atleast this time the ambulance wasn't called so I don't have another 5k weewoo wagon bill (up to 15k in weewoo wagon debt) 🙃