Mint Flavored Toad

🌸Toad 🌸She/They 🌸Artist 🌸20 🌸Pfp by @333desire333🌸

[toadmintedraws]

I have a Carrd now! Here you can find all of my other socials and my commission information! 🫶

Toadminte

Carrd website listing toadminte's commission information and additional social media profiles.

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

the one... dear squire

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

make a bunch of wheels with bread/cheese/meat/vegetables/sauce/extra so that you can Spin for Sandwich

you're making a sandwich!! Spin THIS wheel 3-5 times for the toppings!

How is it!

good!!

it's alright

ew

EW

inedible

Results

Voting ended onJun 3

op note: I GOT JAM, JAM AND HOT SAUCE. IM DEAD.

[headslikekites]

don't think about your life past 9pm teto

[lactating]

the classic roll onto side and sleep for two more hours trick - ill try it now!

[lactating]

i wake up and ten thousand years have passed. i dreamt of watching a light rain fall onto a stormy sea. theres nothing left of anything.

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had