Toady Tofu

Hello. I hope you're well. I feel like this should be some sort of summary of who I am as a person. You know, how people find some cool adjectives and make little. Fragmented. Sentences. But I've never been good with adjectives or fragments, so maybe I'll just say that I am a good bean, and you are too. Best wishes.

[objectdreams]

1-star yelp review of laguardia airport

written using a predictive text interface

source: all 1-star yelp reviews of laguardia airport

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[staff]

Have pleasant holiday travels, Tumblr.

[ventusthecorgi]

Ran into this strange dog on our walk today.. he was trying to pick a fight with Bagel but Bagel just wanted to be friends 😂 #PokemonGo

[thatfruitcake-blog]

this is the purest Pokemon go post

[amroyounes]

Blame the algorithm

[deafgaming]

[toadytofu]

I need to move out. I really really do. This is not ideal.

[syleyndra-deactivated20190922]

people who put their hair in buns 😍

[cooknut]

[syleyndra-deactivated20190922]

why

[pixelatedboobs-blog]

Patients is a virtue.

[northmiamigoon-deactivated20150]

maybe she a doctor

[samcahntent]

Watching people mix paints is so soothing. My new favorite thing.

[rachol]

[blanketforyourshock]

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion

#oh my god

That’s what they said

[roseforthethorns]

I love how many of them are praying

[heaven-and-hale-deactivated2015]

man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck

[vassraptor]

And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.

[cumaeansibyl]

even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

[oradianto]

😂

[quantumstarlight]

Wait but there are more! 

[alixabethmay]

Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard

[mishasminions]

SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE

[thedeepwalrus]

HOLY WATER SLIDE

[buzzfeed]

unnecessarily gendered foods [x]

[waluiqi]

[chocotaur-deactivated20211206]

Only a great photographer can conceal the dead body that would otherwise ruin the perfect shot

[smol-egg]

Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges.

potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

[babyanimalgifs]

[winfieldblue]

[stigmatagloryhole-deactivated20]

[stability]

this is modern art

[twitterlols]

[toadytofu]

kind of a weird sexist-ish thing that happened to me that wasn’t a big deal but was sort of notable to me

i ordered a tappcar for boyfriend and I

tappcar came, I confirmed my name and the destination with him, he didn’t make eye contact or address me directly but like it was dark and car and whatever who knows

anyway boyfriend hadn’t said anything at this point

so why the fuck, when making small talk, did he ask specifically “How is your night, sir?” and refuse to address me?

anyway I responded with an edge to my voice “very well, thank you, yours?” and boyfriend thought this was great and gave me an ‘oh shit’ face. driver responded that he was well but again did not address me or look at me. that was the end of the conversation

then we got home and (slightly drunkenly) complained about the patriarchy for a bit and it was a good evening

anyway

small thing

weird thing

but it stuck with me

is it sexist?

was he just confused?

idk but yeah interesting social detail thing that made me think about my small talk convos and the impact of simple words