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[targetedknowledge]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[decadentstrangernacho]

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

[toast-postmodern]

kill yourself

why tho

[toast-postmodern]

kimiko was so proud of frenchie when he refused to take butcher's one man rule like yassss kween let's unionise

kimiko said worker rights

kimiko said workers unite

[toast-postmodern]

need a forhead kiss like rn or else i would certainly collapse

[toast-postmodern]

raise your hand up if you also feel like they are doing bad things to good people just to get a reaction out of the audience regardless of it contributing anything to the plot or not.

[toast-postmodern]

in case someone is wondering, this is exactly how desi weddings are.

extravagance, flamboyanance, opulence.

the only non realistic part was no one forgetting their dance routine because there is always that one cousin who shows up a day before the sangeet for practice.

[toast-postmodern]

a 15 yo brought down a million dollar project with some screen shots and here i am crying because i don't remember where were the first horse remains found in the subcontinent

this is real dark academia

[toast-postmodern]

having a weird relationship with my father really gave me daddy issues in the reverse. if someone starts behaving like a father to me, id beat the shit out of them.

[toast-postmodern]

never thought id get to hear jalebi baby in a marvel movie or series, yet here we are

free market delivers (jk marvel needs to become less evil)

[toast-postmodern]

💖you can be anything 💖

[toast-postmodern]

this is my favourite-est thing ever

[toast-postmodern]

💖you can be anything 💖

[toast-postmodern]

this picture is so angry¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

[toast-postmodern]

described gender as vibes today on an academic panel

all super studious accomplished people nodded heads in agreement

[toast-postmodern]

today's feminist modus operandi works ad nauseum, it de facto excludes oppressed men...

stfu

just say you hate women, we know that already. don't bring in a dead language into it.

[toast-postmodern]

at times i find it so difficult to reconcile my romantic life with feminism, not because they are incompatible but because i feel like im doing something illegal

is it okay to want someone to bring me flowers and take me out on a fancy dinner or is it a hollow expectation put into my head by pop culture

is it alright to take time and make someone understand something or is it simply doing unnecessary emotional labour

is it fine if i give sensible advice or am i becoming a mom/ rehabilitation center/ therapist

i know none of these makes me a bad feminist but i can't help but overthink

[toast-postmodern]

moiraine saying, "siuan sanche only waits for one woman, and it's not you" was the height of homoeroticism

yes, my girlfriend is a grand powerful being who can destroy your life in a second but she yearns for me from afar and think that is very smexy of her