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for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

bingomann

mynorthernattitude

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

formlab

Beckman 421, 1984

sapphic-machine

This is like lingerie for electronics

empress-runner

I love you Bamf but that was just dumb

doublism

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

bungoustrayfrogs

“Hey can you come here for a sec?”

Yeah hold on lemme just *stands up*

*joints snap out and into place, blood rushes down my legs making my vision go black, a wave of dizziness and nausea overtakes me for a solid 30 seconds*

*blinks and shakes out my head like an etch-a-sketch* alrighty I’m coming sorry

zombiezinmydreams

silverselunite

"Baldur's Gate 3 is old news now lol that was three years ago"

Would you believe my favourite game of all time that I still regularly play is from 2009

silverselunite

Seriously though, the way some people treat liking media as if it has an expiration date is so weird to me. And three years is still so recent in the grand scheme of things anyway, actually!

heroineimages

Seriously. I can think of several games that I would still play regularly if they ran on modern computers.

hiphopocliedes

look at my ridiculous cat

hiphopocliedes

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

drkarayua

his namE IS BOOF???

micahdotgov

slimy to the moon

randomcanfly

LET ME WORM AMONG THE STARS

existennialmemes

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

dragon-in-a-fez

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day