toasterbathbomb

[teachercrushm]

I don’t want a boy; I need a man.

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me, after mall santa asks “what would you like for christmas?”

[tclovestuff]

I want him to grab my face and kiss me passionately and touch me in places he knows he shouldn’t

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me to the mall santa

[jctimings]

the thought of sitting on his lap

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me to the mall santa

[ofallingstar]

In This Corner of the World (2016)

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

Sometimes facebook is hilarious

[hustlerose]

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[big-red-gum]

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

[hustlerose]

chinken nunget

[puyopuyo]

so yes head? :)

wahoo!!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hiddenarithmetic]

This never happened. [x]

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[childhoodruiner]

Them: What’s your sexuality?

Me:

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

What’s the difference I also wake you up babbling in tongues at 3 am

[advanced-procrastination]

Yeah but when a furby does it its

Sexy

[rumze]

@that-one-homosexual

[that-one-homosexual]

Oh my god I want that curvy furby up my backside

[childhoodruiner]

[rogue-hero]

At first I thought this was some body positive thing I could really relate too. All to find out I’ve been beat by furbies

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[tapemachinesarerolling]

The Undertaker vs Mankind (WWE King of the Ring - 6/28/1998)

REQUESTED! (by anonymous)

If you’ve read Mick Foley’s first book, you know that Undertaker was not wild about Foley’s idea to start the match on top of the cage and be thrown off. Mankind was dead in the water at the time, a stagnant heel after a hot early ‘98 run against the New Age Outlaws as Cactus Jack, teaming with Terry Funk/Chainsaw Charlie. Undertaker was in bad shape physically, dealing with a broken foot. Foley also felt that he “sucked” in cage matches, though personally I would disagree, but I am not him.

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[hunter-archer]

But failure is painful and lying is fun

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Adventurer || Broke (Sacred Grove, 2016)

[rustymonkee]

*youtube video titled “TOP 10 ADULT JOKES IN CARTOONS THAT WENT OVER OUR HEAD AS KIDS”*

*clip of johnny bravo walking into the room, looking at the camera and saying “fucking cock sucker pussy fart” before walking back out*

[gif87a-com]

[colachampagnedad]

[painkillua-deactivated20190621]

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

😭😭😭😭😭😭💀 yooo ⚰️

[dandelionkicker]

😭😭😭

[ahhthelegend]

REAL TEARS