biting the narrative

anthony | 29 | he/him

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

oh

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[gentleaffirmations]

Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.

[gentleaffirmations]

I hope this message reaches all the neurodiverse and disabled people who were made to feel like their abuse was justified because they had "behaviors".

While this message is true for every child, you are who I had in mind when I wrote it.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[papayajuan2019]

does anyone want to borrow my essence. i haven't really been using it lately

[vivicas-dollhouse]

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[nyancrimew]

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

[blond-shell]

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[vita-min-bunniii]

i like to think that i am a can of worms you would not like to open

[makingimages]

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve