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☆A mango always cheers me up ☆🐙🐰🐙 23//Bi 🇲🇽Latina with sass🇲🇽

[prideprejudce]

new critical thought: is the celebrity that everyone is calling a ““fashion icon”” really that fashionable or are they just skinny and rich?

[prideprejudce]

*swings my bat at the hornets nest* 

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT BELLA’S WEARING!! EXACTLY THAT!!

[prideprejudce]

@robertjosephmaccready​ these tags are *chefs kiss*

[nuderefsarebest]

[bigleoenergy]

[arminjuice-deactivated20210413]

"why do you have leg hair" because it grows there ☺️

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

goth gf this and goth gf that. where were yall when i was getting bullied in middle school

[fluoride-bomb]

also getting bullied in middle school

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

ally

[hoogger]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[slyeposting]

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[rileyr0123]

[captain-winchester-27-deactivat]

Holy fuck😂

[satans-gal-pal]

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

[computationalcalculator]

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

[spidyspence]

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[vendata-remaking-deactivated202]

i knew the miku binder thomas jefferson artist shipped the game grumps and is a boot licker but did i really need to find out they made a game grumps hamilton au and made alexander hamilton arin and drew him in a hello kitty binder 

[flagellant]

i wish this sentence was as incomprehensible as it should be if this timeline were not wretched and fit merely for the pyre

[doubutsu-no-mori]

🌸🦩 Marriage of Mr and Mrs flamingo

Also Mrs and Mrs flamingo marriage 🦩🌸

[animalcrossingmemes]

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[shinyapocrypha]

[grimeclown]

Ppl on tik tok “stanning” joe exotic bc hes gay and funny like theres not footage of him beating on animals and routinely luring young drug addicts into abusive relationships

[grimeclown]

Guys i know we talk about liking villains a lot but this is a real ass man. Like he did these things in real life. He really hired someone to kill a woman because she threatened his reputation as a private zoo owner

[systlin]

He’s also a horrible racist and misgenders his employee (Saff is a trans man, not, as many seem to assume, a butch lesbian) like people can we not.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[shutyourmoustache]

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”