tobeanywhere

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[westernkanye]

[luminarai]

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

[kaisacheron]

This is… oddly beautiful.

[melissapaigexx-deactivated20170]

Omg. I love this post so much

[kaisacheron]

STAY TIL THE ENDING OMG

[yungdesideratum]

ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

[iliketoeatsalamanders-blog]

[eva-420]

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

[captaincasualty-deactivated2016]

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

[bloomer-810-blog]

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

[mayhem-is-hand-wash-only]

If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.

[expressions-of-nature]

[tobetherealme]

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[darksionnach]

I will use this post to explain tumblr

[troyetroyetroye]

I have never related to any more in my life

[heartbeatsandpeonies]

never hit reblog so fast in my life

[tastefullyoffensive]

When the floor is lava but your human needs you.

[ohsurfyo]

Ribbed for your pleasure! @spl_waterhousing! #waveporn

[neonkontra]

[r2--d2]

Hocking Hills by (JennaSouers)

[tobetherealme]

[tobetherealme]

when you see old people trying to take a selfie with the back camera of an iphone

[surf-fear]