Am I?/I Am One With Myself.

Well show your face already.

[bellygangstaboo]

so now anyone who plays basketball gets a pass?

[spaceler]

[salticid]

a girl talk to me

[moaccyrk]

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

[tobeonewithmyself]

this is exactly what I do when I'm bored

[prongsno-deactivated20161112]

sirius black getting so drunk one night that he transformed into padfoot and ate everything that dogs cannot eat and he wakes up the next day and he’s like whAT THE HELL DID I dO and he’s on edge for the next couple of days crying ‘am i going to die’

 james has to remind him that he’s not really a dog but then remus is quiet for a second before going ‘but he ate it as a dog’ and they’re all like stumped for words until peter asks mcgonagall a ‘totally hypothetical’ question about eating things whilst in animagus form 

[crankydragon-deactivated2018120]

I bet all the Hogwarts teachers get an unreal amount of “totally hypothetical” questions from students.

[the-bakeneko]

“Hey Slughorn wtf’s a horcrux? Just for laughs” -Voldemort

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

this is my favourite poem ever

[sadellite]

MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE

[beachdeath]

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

[beachdeath]

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

[bidilfs]

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[666shadesofgay-deactivated20210]

I LOVE CATS THEYRE SO DUMB

[skarchomp]

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

[tobeonewithmyself]

please remember that there are good people who do really, really terrible things. please remember that because of human psychology, once the responsibility has been delegated to someone else or someone higher than one's self, then one will likely do more/worse things than usual.

[yvngbebe]

dead inside but it’s still lit

[kitkatofficial]

Break time!

[kitkatofficial]

the gif is supposed to move…

[kitkatofficial]

This should do it! Have a break!

[woopdawamb]

here

[kitkatofficial]

Okay smart stuff

[reesescups]

Eat reese’s we know how to make gifs

[kitkatofficial]

Looks bad Reese’s

[reesescups]

At least it loads

[kitkatofficial]

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

[agrumpypulloutcouch]

some serious shit is going down over here

[diet-poison]

“Hey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?” “Probably some sort of kitkat meme I’d say”

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

do people actually find south park funny or is it all just a joke

[stilllearninglife-deactivated20]

it’s funny because there’s a lot of satire that you have to understand the situation of in order for you to get the jokes.

[tobeonewithmyself]

Today

Today, like any other day, is just a day. It can be bleak, it can be high, it may go your way, and all may go according to plan. Although we don't fully appreciate the good days without the bad, that isn't really an adequate reason to have a bad day. I may or may not contradict myself in this notion, but hey, it's still good to remind yourself of it.