To be or not to be Martin

I don't really know what i'm doing well, sometimes I do.

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[sugarsylvie]

Latias and Latios wanna keep the little togepi!!

[commanderchr1st]

[hungwy]

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[depsidase]

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[thatsoup]

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[mr-ribbit]

[three-predatory-lesbians]

this is like 9/11 for americans...

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[femsband-archive]

[time-traveling-fetus]

As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

[time-traveling-fetus]

Of course I personally think it's less awkward to use some rudimentary language skills to form actual sentences and phrases. They don't even have to be complicated. Like "Genuine question, why are you doing that?" Or "I'm being serious. Stop that." Or "I'm going to jerk you off now."

[fortunechaos]

I whole wholeheartedly agree with you on this matter OP. I do feel like it's often forgotten in this discourse that tonetags originated on Twitter where they had to get around a constrictive character count for tweets. I think how we got here makes a lot more sense when you consider the process otherwise of trying to fit an entire handjob in 280 characters.

[teaboot]

carpal tunnel pride ass opinions [joke regarding handjobs AND excess typing]

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

The fucking horse girls are trying to recruit me

[sirobvious]

Horses in blood

[pointnclick]

[darkpaladin]

horsemia…

[notnando]

best pickup line of our generation