Your Favorite (ex)Barista

Joshua Tobey

[triniteevee]

has this been done yet

[warkorkweh]

Words to live by

[cheese24k]

[constantlyconfusedchris]

praise the lord it’s back

[setheverman]

Beyoncé copied that dude’s video really well.

[barapresident]

Iconic.

[menloveandsex-deactivated202204]

[mar64ds]

this duo was so powerful that they barely had episodes of them hanging out, but when they did it was incredible

[beyond-the-pale-deactivated2023]

Fire Island Pines, Polaroids: 1975-1983 - Tom Bianchi

Mitchell Nugent

[ruinedchildhood]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[myirishmasculineboyfriend]

[thishartominefeelz]

[uovoc]

the best part about sci-fi stories told from the point of view of an artificial intelligence is that you can have omniscient first-person narration and it fuckin slaps

[uovoc]

oh yeah, also the fact that the narrator will go “Unlike humans, I of course am always 100% rational” and then proceed to do something completely unhinged

[soulweb-deactivated20191112]

[comeandtouch-deactivated2026021]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

[perestroika-hilton]

Just pronouns in general

[deadboytryingtosurvive]

Are- are you trying to tell me "no one" is a pronoun? Is that what this is saying??

[parkchanwoohoo]

Yes

[summerstormsandnoodles]

So if I choose to go by nobody/no one are those nemo-pronouns

[parkchanwoohoo]

i see through your tricks, odysseus

[great-tweets]

Beware!

[demilypyro]

Oh you look down others for being attracted to men wow that sounds shallow and exhausting I'm gonna go suck a dick

[amy-really]

For me, men are like vanilla ice cream. That flavor is eons away from being my first choice, but I'd never shame or fault anyone for loving that flavor the most 😁

[demilypyro]

Bro you can just fuck dudes if you want to, it doesnt have to mean anything

[demilypyro]

I feel like yall aren’t getting me

[the-pink-bunny]

A bi person: I like being attracted to guys and it sucks when people act like that's lesser somehow

Y'all, inexplicably: Lol yeah I totally get it sometimes I feel like indulging in trash too

[whitepeopletwitter]