[moooooiste]

@madatobigiftexchange for @sharked

Very sorry if it doesn’t match the prompt💦 i hope you like it🙏

[marzsoart]

redrawn old work

[emo-with-a-stick]

Ahh he is my husband

[incorrectshippudenquotes]

Madara: how come whenever I have fun, it’s considered wrong?

Tobirama: people die when you have fun.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

the most unrealistic fanfic trope, imo, is the one where one half of the pair works in some sort of shop and one is a customer bc I have literally never thought about a customer with anything other than contempt

[intricatecakes]

enemies to lovers, 40k

[hypokeimena]

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

[ruffboi-mags]

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

[mycroftrh]

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

[autie-girl-power]

Only if you get caught

[kokushibe]

[nameha]

UCHIHA HEADCANONS:

Aunt/Uncle/Cousin is a term of endearment even though most of them aren't related

Everyone refers to Obito as dumpster fire cousin Obito, to his face or otherwise.

Itachi doesn't refer to Obito as Cousin

Itachi and Obito don't get along because they're complete opposites

Itachi thinks Obito is dramatic and a dumbass

Obito thinks Itachi is a wet blanket and a dumbass

Itachi and Shisui are together 99% of the time

Itachi and Shisui are dating, though it's not common knowledge

Shisui is everyone's favorite, Obito resents that

Sasuke called Obito cousin once and Obito almost started crying

Sasuke refers to both Itachi and Shisui as Brother

Fugaku and Mikoto refer to Shisui as Son

Sasuke is baby cousin to /everyone/ no matter if there are children younger then him around

Obito dotes on all the little kids, Sasuke included.

Obito constantly tries to get little Sasuke to like him, much to Shisui's amusement

Shisui has multiple crow/raven summons

Itachi also has crow summons

Obito doesn't have any summons, he's salty, and has a Thing™ against birds

Obito has almost burned down the compound on a few occasions

[shadow-warriour]

[hachimitsubani]

[makaramon]

Character swap - Haruno Sakura as Uchiha Madara (manga redraw)

1 / to be continued…

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[cynniminni]

“Save me,” he breathed the words. “Oooh, my little bird,” he purred. “My sweet little Priest.”

“Are you afraid of me, Father?”

Thank you @cattitude77​!! YES they completely got done dirty 😭 This is incredibly corny and blasphemous but I really really enjoy this AU… 🙈 💕

Shoutout to @chi-the-plant as this AU is based on her idea~!! Chatting with you is so entertaining and fun ✌️🌟💫

[bvckybrns]

naruto gif challenge :: five antagonists ↳ [2/5] uchiha itachi

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[strangehorse]

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

[studyandlush]

stating something reblog if you agree

[watermellens]

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

[brain3at3r]

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

[throwlamp]

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

[charlieism]

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

[honey-stick]

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

[popcorn-fox]

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

[thegreenpea]

AnD DOnt FoRGEt ThAT YOu CaN UsE RAndOM CaPITaliSaTIOn to IMplY SaCASm

[mewcrozma]

I feel fucking called out

[gamergeeker]

Anddontforgetrunningallyourwordstogetherintoonelongsentence

[amvs]

[glassgospels]

when you love a really garbage ship and youre unapologetic about it

[nawohh]

O captain, My captain Fallen, cold and dead