[noah-wyles]

diva down

[sailorsally]

everyone rejoice, Ao3 is back

[satineainsel]

So much love and appreciation to the volunteers at AO3 for all their hard work!

[etherealevangeline]

love this. we made it y'all

[etherealevangeline]

[coober-goober]

If I walk in and see a sexy ass man covered in blood, im on my knees in seconds ready to help with some of that pain 👀

[etherealevangeline]

help the way id do the same—

[etherealevangeline]

[etherealevangeline]

[tojisteddy]

They’re gonna put me in the asylum. Stfu.

[etherealevangeline]

they gonna put me in a straight jacket 😭

[etherealevangeline]

[cod-bin]

i love greys anatomy sm like there’s so many seasons it literally never ends

[etherealevangeline]

ive watched all seasons like 13 times just for this to stick with me: “pick me choose me love me” 😭

yea i think simon would just fuckin walk out at that point

[etherealevangeline]

yk what that being his last straw after everything else i do is hilarious.

not the fact that i forget my laundry in the washer because the stairs are too long, not because i give him the side eye when he makes buldak noodles with out me (yes domestic simon) and then eat all of it when he turns his back, and most certainly not bc i love his cologne i keep using it instead of the 5009 bottles he gave me

but the same fuckin shit. same thing playing on the tv on blast just for me to scroll on my phone reading fics about him

yeah.

[etherealevangeline]

but that cologne let me tell you—because it isnt ur usual musky primal im alpha type NO

bc i love vanilla scents. with all my heart, i love a good brown sugary, sandalwood and earth scent.

and simon goes and buys this cologne. when ik the name ill tag it but GODD does it smell ferally good. especially when i ovulate i just know this freak of a man purposely sprays it all over his faded clothes.

then one. in my face.

and he’ll wear it all day just for me smelling like sugar cookies and something ancient in the earth brought to life 😩

[etherealevangeline]

sorry i took over ur whole post

[cod-bin]

nah ur good girl lol

[etherealevangeline]

we could be his shirt stealers together 😩 @cod-bin

[cod-bin]

i love greys anatomy sm like there’s so many seasons it literally never ends

[etherealevangeline]

ive watched all seasons like 13 times just for this to stick with me: “pick me choose me love me” 😭

yea i think simon would just fuckin walk out at that point

[etherealevangeline]

yk what that being his last straw after everything else i do is hilarious.

not the fact that i forget my laundry in the washer because the stairs are too long, not because i give him the side eye when he makes buldak noodles with out me (yes domestic simon) and then eat all of it when he turns his back, and most certainly not bc i love his cologne i keep using it instead of the 5009 bottles he gave me

but the same fuckin shit. same thing playing on the tv on blast just for me to scroll on my phone reading fics about him

yeah.

[etherealevangeline]

but that cologne let me tell you—because it isnt ur usual musky primal im alpha type NO

bc i love vanilla scents. with all my heart, i love a good brown sugary, sandalwood and earth scent.

and simon goes and buys this cologne. when ik the name ill tag it but GODD does it smell ferally good. especially when i ovulate i just know this freak of a man purposely sprays it all over his faded clothes.

then one. in my face.

and he’ll wear it all day just for me smelling like sugar cookies and something ancient in the earth brought to life 😩

[etherealevangeline]

sorry i took over ur whole post

[cod-bin]

i love greys anatomy sm like there’s so many seasons it literally never ends

[etherealevangeline]

ive watched all seasons like 13 times just for this to stick with me: “pick me choose me love me” 😭

yea i think simon would just fuckin walk out at that point

[etherealevangeline]

yk what that being his last straw after everything else i do is hilarious.

not the fact that i forget my laundry in the washer because the stairs are too long, not because i give him the side eye when he makes buldak noodles with out me (yes domestic simon) and then eat all of it when he turns his back, and most certainly not bc i love his cologne i keep using it instead of the 5009 bottles he gave me

but the same fuckin shit. same thing playing on the tv on blast just for me to scroll on my phone reading fics about him

yeah.

[etherealevangeline]

but that cologne let me tell you—because it isnt ur usual musky primal im alpha type NO

bc i love vanilla scents. with all my heart, i love a good brown sugary, sandalwood and earth scent.

and simon goes and buys this cologne. when ik the name ill tag it but GODD does it smell ferally good. especially when i ovulate i just know this freak of a man purposely sprays it all over his faded clothes.

then one. in my face.

and he’ll wear it all day just for me smelling like sugar cookies and something ancient in the earth brought to life 😩

[cod-bin]

i love greys anatomy sm like there’s so many seasons it literally never ends

[etherealevangeline]

ive watched all seasons like 13 times just for this to stick with me: “pick me choose me love me” 😭

yea i think simon would just fuckin walk out at that point

[etherealevangeline]

yk what that being his last straw after everything else i do is hilarious.

not the fact that i forget my laundry in the washer because the stairs are too long, not because i give him the side eye when he makes buldak noodles with out me (yes domestic simon) and then eat all of it when he turns his back, and most certainly not bc i love his cologne i keep using it instead of the 5009 bottles he gave me

but the same fuckin shit. same thing playing on the tv on blast just for me to scroll on my phone reading fics about him

yeah.

[cod-bin]

i love greys anatomy sm like there’s so many seasons it literally never ends

[etherealevangeline]

ive watched all seasons like 13 times just for this to stick with me: “pick me choose me love me” 😭

yea i think simon would just fuckin walk out at that point

[staytrueblue]

this is for Bear Shifter Price lovers (turn up your volume)

his back of the throat throaty growl makes me feral

[staytrueblue]

whoever reblogged this it’s about time yall heard his throaty little sex sounds

[staytrueblue]

The way this beautiful SAS man took the bullets out has me hypnotized

first off I would like to thank god

[etherealevangeline]

cant believe writing my fic has summed up to this very moment:

does simon prefer boxers or briefs

yes, important to his characterization 😭

[etherealevangeline]

its been decided.

the man wears neither.

but boxer briefs

though id prefer him to not lmao

[etherealevangeline]

cant believe writing my fic has summed up to this very moment:

does simon prefer boxers or briefs

yes, important to his characterization 😭

[xoxochb]

they hate when you serve angry oldest daughter who always sits in her room, listens to music constantly, and can’t seem to be seen without a book in her hand

[etherealevangeline]

hate when you serve spiritual baddie too 😔

[beautifullytragicmess]

Reader, simply existing: “I’ve always wanted to go to Scotland, try and see the Loch Ness Monster.”

Johnny, palms his bulge: “I’ve got a Loch Ness Monster right here for ya.”

Reader: 😐

[machveil]

SOBBING HELP

[etherealevangeline]

absolutely…vile…disgusting…

gimme