Auntie Titania @tobianderson - Tumblr Blog

As you may have heard, Oregon was one of two states where it is illegal to pump your own gas. But, on Jan 1st, a law went into effect saying they could pump their own gas. There were many complaints about “leaving kids in the car is dangerous!”, “I’m going to smell like gasoline!”, and “what if a homeless person tries to talk to me while I’m out in the open!” and it’s honestly Fucking Hilarious

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HEY ALL WELCOME TO MY NEW ORIGINAL SERIES I CALL THEM MY “THIRSTY BOIS” X3 Which is YOUR favorite? o3o I will have these as posters/postcards in mt etsy store soon! :D

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HEY ALL CONSIDER THIS A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION OF SORTS, BUT

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

For a while now I have felt very unhappy and unsatisfied with pharmacy school. But I’ve been going along with it since it felt like there was no way I could try and attempt to support myself through art.

However

Recently due to the support of AMAZING PEOPLE LIKE YOU, the dream doesn’t feel so far away! SO here is the deal

I’m at around 1500 dollars a month on Patreon right now, and I’ve decided that if I can make it to 2,000 dollars a month before the semester ends (in May), I will take a a ONE YEAR LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM PHARMACY SCHOOL starting this summer.

In that year I will dedicate myself to creating art and try and see if I could reasonably support myself with this passion of mine alone! If it looks like I could succeed, I will quit pharmacy school. If it doesn’t work out, then I will return to school at the end of the year!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOU?

MORE ART MAFIA AU! If I am able to take this year off I will update the Mafia AU much more often. More cuteness! More tension!!! MORE MAFIA

MORE NSFW, I do most of my art right now when I am sitting in class! As you can imagine, that means not a ton of steamy scenes can be drawn. If I’m able to take this year off, I will be drawing lots more good smut <3

MORE CONVENTIONS, As is, I can only apply to conventions which do not occur in the school year! With this year off I will apply to more conventions and hopefully could come to one near you! >w<

MORE COMMISSIONS, Didn’t get the chance to snag a commission slot this time around? Or didn’t have the funds at that time? I will be able to open commissions much more often if I am not in school and also have more slots!

I CAN START MY NEXT BIG ORIGINAL WORK. Did you enjoy One Rainy Day? Do you want to see more original work by me? With this year off I will be able to start my next big work! Tentatively named Rise from the Ash HERE’S A LITTLE SKETCH OF THE TWO MAIN CHARACTERS

If you can, PLEASE PLEDGE TO MY PATREON even just 1 dollar a month would GREATLY help me to this goal!!!!

IF YOU CANNOT PLEDGE, THAT IS TOTALLY FINE!

Reblogging, not just this post, but any post which you enjoyed would be very helpful! <3 BRING PEOPLE INTO THE CULT SPREAD THE WORD AND THE WORK OF THIS PINEAPPLE HEADED DREAMER!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND SUPPORT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME THAT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO THIS ;;;;

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Good News of 2017

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Cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year.

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regarding all the hooplah about my work being reposted without credit: this is why. i really prefer retweets and reblogs, but if you must repost, this is what citing the creator had the power to do. removing us from the equation is denying us proper exposure to potential clients when this is the only means of income we have.

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Fuuuuuuuuuuck thank you I’m just gonna put this in my pocket to use for the rest of my life.

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My man Jesus

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What story is that?

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Matthew 18:9

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“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

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“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

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Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.

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hands down the best twitter story ever

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HEY ARTISTS!

Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:

OPEN ANY CATEGORY AND OH LORDY–

There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)

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Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA

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New Patreon Policy

Hey all! As some of you may be aware, Patreon is doing something very dumb and harmful. In the past, if you pledged $1, you PAID $1. I, as a creator, then paid the transaction fees, resulting in me getting about .80 cents from your pledge. Which was fine, I was plenty happy with it!

THE NEW SYSTEM It will be implemented starting December 18th

As a patron now YOU pay the fees. which are calculated as 2.9% + 0.35 PER PLEDGE This means as a $1 patron you will actually pay $1.38. If you pledge to multiple creators you will have to pay MORE FEES as the fee is applied per pledge. Myself and many other creators are very upset with this policy, as it will discourage people from pledging small amounts to many creators. On twitter people have posted images of patrons leaving in droves, and I expect that to happen to me as well. (I do not blame the patrons of course, they are getting screwed, this new system is terrible!) As it is, I highly suggest you consider this new change before pledging! and please help me and others in trying to get this INCREDIBLY HARMFUL new policy canceled before it’s implemented on December 18th! HERE IS A LINK TO THE HELP DESK WHERE YOU CAN SEND A MESSAGE TO PATREON If you don’t want to/are nervous to write something up yourself, please feel free to copy and paste this message into it! Subject: Do not change payment policy “Hello, I am very unhappy with this new change in policy. This new payment policy will make it difficult for me to support the many creators that I love. Most creators have stated that they also oppose the new change and would happily eat the fees to help out patrons. A few extra cents a month might not sound like a lot to you, but for some it really makes a difference. Please do not implement this change so that I can support the many great creators on this website!” Please help me try to oppose this ridiculous change!!! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO PROVIDE GREAT CONTENT FOR ALL OF YOU, AND I DON’T WANT YOU GUYS TO GET SCREWED FOR JUST TRYING TO SUPPORT ME!<3<3<3

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(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

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after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

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It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

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Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

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And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

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If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

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If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

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when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

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I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.