i have literally been saying this for my entire adult life
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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i have literally been saying this for my entire adult life
New Vegas: "The Brotherhood of Steel is a relic of a bygone age. Their rigid code and violent isolationism that helped them weather the apocalypse and become a major power in the post-apocalypse are now actively hindering them in the post-post-apocalypse. The world has moved on without them and they have not only failed to adapt, but are actively refusing even in the face of their own extinction. Already their existence is largely irrelevant to the rest of the world. In a few generations at best they will be nothing more than a memory, and not a kind one."
Every single piece of Fallout canon that came after: "Nuh-uh."
*kisses all couriers on their perfect little ranger helmets*
Jinkies
Jeepers!
Zoinks!
Ruh roh!
My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things
which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
can I talk to you in the woods about something
Low-key hilarious how 95% of Dragonborn end up with a Hoard. Absolutely peak intersection of narrative and game design. You consume ONE dragon soul and next thing you know you’ve got 175 wheels of cheese. You learn like 3 whole words in Draconic and you’ve got poor Lydia pack-muling candelabras across the fjords. I personally mostly Hoarded precious metals and gems, but I’ve seen people who Hoarded books and pelts and, like…there is No mechanical reward for this. Players just love to Hoard shit in that game. Absolute Dragon behavior.
cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
that’s how fucked up our world is now
Here
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An egg laid for you
i don’t want it. put it back. now.
why are you glorifying weed . I just saw your latest reblog why are what is wrong with you . Weed is the first drug to affect 2
2
oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in
it’s because of the curse
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
Random stinging pain in my neck 👀
atacked by my #MindWasp
Can you put those things on a leash please
Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho
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