i have literally been saying this for my entire adult life

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@tobillama
i have literally been saying this for my entire adult life
the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet
is this in the same realm as Uzbek deity?
I keep thinking this! very frustrating
fuck!
these spam agents are getting awfully comfortable
just ate a pear so fragrant and luscious it reinforced my belief in a loving god
share pear perfume recs. still thinking about this.
Is that a pangur and grim reference
wait you might be on to something
pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows
2000′s Internet Weeaboo Aesthetic
𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘣
𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘦?
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Anders
u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney
forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
Waiting...
Peanuts, November 1, 1950
A real ride or die.
She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.
Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars
on their clit like morse code
"S.O.S. we're going down"
fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post
No stop that
... - . -. -.. . -.-.
uhh?
In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.
They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.
And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.
She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.