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tobi | 27 | they/them | hij/hem (header by @spiderjar)

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[jessebloom]

what if you asked, "permission to speak freely, captain?" and the captain said no? what then? this is what black sails is about.

[keyfili]

RYAN GOSLING as DR. RYLAND GRACE PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 • dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[stellamae-writer]

[menecrates]

happy sometimes you just want something so hard you have to lie about it so you can hold it in your mouth for a minute monday

[menecrates]

yeag

[troutreznor]

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just figured out how to save the world. all we have to do is find and excise the undesireables. i mean just look at how much good all the examples of it in the past have done *opens history book* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *flips page* oops not that one *fli

[thesunnahthebetter]

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

[gifs-of-puppets]

Bear in the Big Blue House (1997-2006)

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[omegaversereloaded]

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[benson-bradley]

"you're romantasizing problematic behavior" actually i'm doing something worse, i'm sexualizing it

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[rnismatch]

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

[bogleech]

good news!

[bogleech]

Wait you said prom