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tobi | 27 | they/them | hij/hem (header by @spiderjar)

[87sukiyaki]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[skopostheorie]

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[complimentaryculler]

[probuccalfat]

i’m printing this out and i’m putting it on the mirror so i can confront myself with it

[succulent-tendril]

im so tired i could sleep a horse

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[cryptotheism]

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit

[yuppiesnpuppies]

How it feels

[stupid-twink-girl]

[gingik]

[bummblebeann]

What do you mean you have other mutuals

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

[goth-princess-gwennie]

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

theyre lobsided

[goth-princess-gwennie]

oh I see! yay!

[louisegluckpdf]

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

[revelware]

smash to smithereens brother