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@toby-the-mage
soup and space themed drag persona call that Soup R. Nova
what when did they make it possible to jump over fences in Minecraft??
found something on my floor that we don't actually own and haven't borrowed which means someone actually was in our apartment.
I... don't know what to do.
this doesn't even actually make sense. all entrances are locked AND we live on the 4th floor...
saw a post yesterday and literally read the first two words then go distracted by thoughts of a pb&j sandwich and then remembered I can't have peanuts :(
(the first two words were "look jam")
When you tell the fae your name, they take it and have power over you. One benevolent fairy decides to only take deadnames, freeing trans folk of their old identities.
The fae stares at the person. The trees wave behind it; one particularly deep green elm waves its branches, almost like a desperate old woman trying to warn of deceit. The person stands regardless, eyeing the fae warily. They seem well versed in fae arts.
The mushrooms, circles around the fae’s form like vultures around carrion, are a bright warning scarlet. Stay away, they seem to say, holding their heads high. This is a fae’s forest.
“You wish for a bargain?” it asks, voice like a screech-owl’s. Its fingers twitch, almost greedily. “You want of a deal?”
“Sure, let’s go with that,” the person says with a shrug. It kicks a pebble aimlessly, and a magical force redirects it into the forest, instead of into the fae’s circle. “Don’t you guys, like, eat names or something?”
my last two brain cells when I walk into the kitchen at 4 in the morning
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
hey guys we actually tried this a few weeks ago and lemme tell you... just don't. please listen to everyone else in the thread. it's fucking awful.
what the fuck? what is this???
It’s a super rare occurrence called “ball lightning”, no one knows for sure how it works though but there’s a lot of proposed explanations
huh. neat. thanks for telling me about that :)
Making a weighted velvet baikal seal plushie :3
Head and tail end are stuffed w ultra plush fiber fill and the bulk of the body is packed full of weighted pellets that have a nice crunchy sound when you squeeze it. Not weighed yet, but it feels between 1.5 - 2lbs?
She doesn't even have her mouth and flippers yet!!!! She's fucking embarrassassed...
Smelling you
Finished! My mom named her Beans this morning lol.. She's around 1.2lbs and soppingly pitiful
everybody loves beans
i want one....
man really thought “sick a promotion” and then went through 5 seasons of trauma
what the fuck? what is this???
*dragging my bloodied, beaten up body down the street* I-I need... to keep going... *stops and takes out a locket from under my ragged shirt* for... for her...*opens the locket*
More rat comics
fucking. excuse me??