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[smegryan-deactivated20230323]

I was watching a porn and one of the actors had this tattoo

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

[gobblechopstv]

[kurtiswiebe-deactivated20170725]

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

[wolvensnothere]

Yup.

[lookatallthosereblogs-deactivat]

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

[tocothespoop]

This show is about a ridiculously stupid family of cartoon character. The characters aren't real and no one takes it seriously.

R u ok?

[nowyoukno]

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

[pappasaur]

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

[merlinus-caledonensis]

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

[quantumaviator]

so he was the first to illegally download a song

[polepixie]

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

[tony-the-intelligent-goon]

I believe Merlinus left out a key syllable, in. Amadeus was very inaccurate, but it was a damn good movie, and one of my faves. It did nail one thing, though: Mozart was a dick.

[tocothespoop]

Mozart would download a car.

[struwwl]

Luigi get’s rid of DK - Kill La Kill-Style.

[lazeyjay]

THIS MUST SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE

[bobbyy23]

[emopit]

reblog if you cry every time

ORIGINAL VID: X

[tocothespoop]

pls

[insufferable-hipster]

The Ballad of Dark Homer

KC Green of Gunshow http://gunshowcomic.com/

[tocothespoop]

wat

[neonjungleworld]

[paperflight]

[nobody-suspects-a-thing]

This is one of the reasons The LEGO Movie hit wayyy closer to home than Frozen to me. Instead of a problem that only tackles some few, selected people, you can’t deny that at least at one point you have looked at yourself and felt worthless because everyone around you outshines you even in the things you’re good at.

That’s one of the reasons this movie made me legitimately cry in the theater, that, and due to the fact that the moral that accompanies this is much more empowering than just “letting it go”.

[butterscotchwm-deactivated20181]

And let’s talk about that facial expression at the end like I didn’t know a lego could make me cry.

[aussieravenclaw-blog]

I feel like it was meant for college students

[tocothespoop]

It was meant for everyone.  Plenty of people regardless of age or class can have these insecurities.

[mr-cappadocia]

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[mr-cappadocia]

I am a Person that Opposes The Death Penalty.

[mr-cappadocia]

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[oh-good]

[humblebundle-deactivated2019111]

[gvaz]

i hope brandon boyer dies

just this whole thing is fucking disgusting

the condition of one white dude being treated as somehow worthy of the attention and money of complete strangers, as if this is a good charitable cause to contribute to

fuck brandon boyer and fuck anyone who gives him money

(i don’t blame boyer for having cancer and i wouldn’t blame him for appealing to friends or family for help with the treatment and coping with it, my problem is with making it a giant public event, as if he’s a saint who deserves the love and attention of everyone

it’s disgustingly privileged)

You are everything that’s wrong with the world. It’s going to a good cause and all you can see is that it’s somehow a bad thing because it doesn’t fit into what you think is a good cause?

Fuck off 

[yspaddadenpenkawr]

poverty, hunger, illiteracy; restrictions of freedom to speech, thought, religion; torture, slavery, illegal detainment; murder, rape, child abuse

and i’m everything that’s wrong with the world

[tocothespoop]

People who think like you cause all of those things.

[geoggadi-blog]

Мы начинаем наше космическое путешествие в те времена, когда трава была зеленее и музыка прекраснее, когда еще не было плохой музыки, дабы вернуть давно утерянную формулу хорошей музыки. Рассекая пространство и время, мы слышим звуки божественной музыки, в которой каждая нота находится на своем месте. Кажется нечто подобное испытывают люди когда слушают альбомы Sigur Ros, некое блаженное чувтсво. Это состояние невозможно описать, трудно уловить и легко потерять, но удивительно, на всем протяжении нашего путешествия оно все усиливается и усиливается. В окне иллюминатора пролетают все самые значимые музыкальные и исторические вехи в истории. Важна уже не конечная точка прибытия, а само путешествие, потому что стремление - вот самое главное в нашей жизни, достигнув определенной точки нам обязательно захочется продолжить путешествие дальше. Честно говоря я уже не знаю где мы находимся, достигли мы того самого места? И где это место? Скорее всего мы улетели намного дальше, за пределы пространства времени. Неужели мы так и не нашли формулы? неужели все напрасно? Наше путешествие - вот та самая формула, точнее одна из ее композиций, собранная из обрывков воспоминаний. Вычислить ее невозможно, но нам крупно повезло и мы стали редкими счастливчиками которым открылась одна из идеальных музыкальных композиций. Сможем ли мы когда-нибудь повторить это путешествие… возможно не скоро, но когда-нибудь обязательно, а пока нужно вернуться на землю и передать человечеству данные собранные нашими датчиками. Мы не настолько умны чтобы из полученных данных вычислить формулу, но зато у нас появилась одна из композиций сгенерированных этой идеальной формулой. Так правильно, ведь если бы человечество обладало “ключем” ни к чему хорошему это не привело бы.

[niknak79]