nobody loves the light like a blind man

eva | she/her | 21 y/o | main @cloudy-apple-juice

[saltygilmores]

This Twitter thread went semi viral during the pandemic, and it's so spot on and hilarious, I had to bring it back! Please share your GG pandemic headcanons too because I would love to hear them…

[karmelarts]

No lucius in the teaser

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[mortimermcmirestinks]

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

[ceekari]

internet heiroglyphics

[bigshort2015-deactivated2025041]

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

[successionyaoi]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

[protectspock]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excuse me

[protectspock]

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

[that-house]

[justanotherpurplebutterfly]

Fun fact about you, the person reading this:

You just lost the game

[huffylemon]

[timeofdeathnote]

there’s avatar and then there’s the blue people movie

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[zytes]

look alive, sunshine

[lgbdee]

dennis desperately needing a mental health day :/

[ratcoffin69]

his internal D.E.N.N.I.S. system

[excitementshewrote]

[hellenhighwater]

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

[r0b1ee]

Deleted scenes that are canon TO ME