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DEAR READER
Mike Driver
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
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@todd-god-howard
Can I have a refund for Fallout 76?
no. i have no authority of this as i am not a “todd howard” nor a game seller. you made a mistake of buying a bad game, i’m sorry
Did ou say something?
i said 76 is a bad game and you, a fake, cannot stop me from telling the truth :)
Next time you sleep, you’ll wake up in a carriage with $60 taken out of your wallet
Can I have a refund for Fallout 76?
no. i have no authority of this as i am not a “todd howard” nor a game seller. you made a mistake of buying a bad game, i’m sorry
Did ou say something?
we have run out of posts on our queue
todd help us
Ask and thy shall receive. What you may see as unlimited power is only a fraction of what I have. So, enjoy, while you still can.
i can’t believe a false todd would try to trick us. how pedestrian. next.
False... false!? You dare refer to me as false? When you wake up... it shall be in a carriage
we have run out of posts on our queue
todd help us
Ask and thy shall receive. What you may see as unlimited power is only a fraction of what I have. So, enjoy, while you still can.
I’m gay for Todd Howard and no one can do anything about it
but you can. you can do something about it, can’t you, anon? you already belong to todd. we all do. here’s the address to bethesda softworks:
1370 Piccard Dr #120, Rockville, MD 20850
- mod timo
Please don’t
Inactivity
Sorry I’ve been inactive. I’ve been working on releasing Skyrim for the Xbox Two X
Petition to change Bethesda to Bethesalt
Big Mood 2017
You seem to be the one who’s salty
todd’s a coward for not making Cicero romanceable
Why the fuck would you want to fuck an insane man who’s into incest?
Me: Bethesda please remaster literally ANY of your games that came out before 2011
Todd Howard: Get ready for Skyrim Remastered #7
You asked for it. You’re getting it
Skyrim is a really good game.
Really enjoying it.
My favorite part so far is when I got stuck in one place and couldn’t move or attack or do fucking anything at all and these two dragons took turns burning me alive while I just stood there like a dumbass.
Its so fun.
How hard is it to realize that you were just in hell?
Todd please be reasonable.
You were punished for a reason.
Imagine walking home late at night after a night of skating, enjoying a nice cool night. You notice a bird building a nest and decide to stop and watch him build. You look closely as his mate lays eggs after a while. They all have a special symbol on them. You get closer to see what it is.
“Hey there” the bird says, which takes you aback. A bird? Talking?
“Yes I can talk” he says, snickering, “so are you interested in any of my eggs?”
You are puzzled. Why would he offer an egg of his?
“It’s $59.99 per egg if you are interested”
You look closer. They seem to have the main menu screen for Skyrim on each of them.
“Buy Skyrim on my eggs!”
But you already have Skyrim for the PC, Xbox, PS4 AND Switch.
Our experiments got out, but so far, they seem to be working. So… did you buy one?
Yes. After a long talk with Todd Birdward I managed purchasing two copies of Skyrim Egg Edition on the eggs. Now I can serve eggs AND play Skyrim.
Good. You live another day.
Todd Howard posts never fail to bring a smile to my face, I hope Bethesdad has a great day
Thanks, you too.
Todd Howard’s brother, Hodd Toward releases Fallout 3 remastered.
I ate Hodd in the womb.
This is by far the most ominous response I’ve ever received on one of my posts
I thought it was pretty upfront, but okay
Pssst, Hey kid...
Want some Skyrim?
Guess who lost all their save files for fo4 🙃🙃🙃🙃
I gift and punish. You obviously deserved to be punished
I am not afraid of you Todd Howard
You will be
Guess who lost all their save files for fo4 🙃🙃🙃🙃
I gift and punish. You obviously deserved to be punished
Todd Coward
Cunt
