HELLO, PUMPKIN

AND GOD KNOWS I COULD MAKE AMENDS.

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     Todd Allison has little claim to rational thought and holding his tongue when his temper has flared beyond all control. That he storms into the school's office very suddenly and rip the P.A. from the hands of the secretary mid morning announcements should come as, well, no surprise.

     No surprise in the slightest.

     "I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE TWATS HAS TAKEN IT UPON YOURSELVES TO GO AROUND THE SCHOOL SPREADING FILTHY SLANDER AND LIES ABOUT MYSELF, BUT IF YOU DO NOT COME FORWARD IMMEDIATELY, I ASSURE YOU - I FUCKING ASSURE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SNOT FACED BRATS, THAT THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE OF THE UTMOST UNDESIRABLE--"

     He's cut off when he's suddenly grabbed by the shoulders and dragged backwards, kicking and yelling more profanities to be picked up by the microphone until it's finally shut off, leaving the school's hallways and classrooms to sit in stunned silence.

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Todd Allison goes commando.

Fight the man, Mr. Allison! Be free of the underwear that holds you down! [fistpumps.]

★ Miss Luna

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"EXCUSE ME!?"

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if you're in todd allison's chemistry (yea science bitch!) class please like this post! i'm making a list as well, so...

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     Todd Allison reaches out a hand to give a congratulatory pat on the shoulder. For a job well done, after all—

     But Yamaguchi sprints away so quickly ( toward the direction of… the bathroom? ) that he’s only left to watch him flee.

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Yamaguchi feels the ghost of air upon his shoulder as he brushes past and he turns automatically, fingers still slippery on the trigger and accidentally shoots at his beloved Sensei not once but twice.

He opens his mouth, presumably to apologize, but all that comes out is a blood curdling scream.

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     Todd Allison dies on a Wednesday.

     The moment is as slow as it is painful, and when the red paint hits him once on the chest-- a second time on the neck, he screams, falling back, clutching his wounds as he does so.

     Yamaguchi's screams echo in the distance but all he can manage out is a single, airy,

     "Fuck."

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Yamaguchi, in the style of Hinata, has to run to the bathroom immediately.

Goodbye.

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     Todd Allison reaches out a hand to give a congratulatory pat on the shoulder. For a job well done, after all--

     But Yamaguchi sprints away so quickly ( toward the direction of... the bathroom? ) that he's only left to watch him flee.

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     "Ah, yes, well. I should announce that all students who join the red team will receive a passing chemistry grade in addition to the passing law grade being given out."

     "If you still choose not to join then good luck you unimpressionable prats."

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"With all due respect Sensei, the game would end much sooner with your assistance. Would you be willing to lend a hand taking out the obnoxious blue team and the horrendously loud yellow?"

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     "... I feel like this is a ploy in order to have me join in on the pointless banter."

     "But I'm feeling 3/4th's fucking desperate at this point and only 1/4th annoyed with anyone that approaches me, so today is your lucky day."

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Yamaguchi watches the school fall to chaos amidst a veritable rainbow of flying bullets. He’s thinking to himself that he’s rather glad to not be a part of it when, suddenly:

Splat —

He looks down to find his chest has caught a stray shot.

"…I’m not even playing…."

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Todd Allison holds a cup of coffee (black - no sugar, as always), with his eyes narrowed at the area immediately around him. And he stays that way: passively judgmental, not reactive to the situation. But the bullets start to fly and Todd begins to run, ducking down, avoiding the rain of shots and screaming for anybody to catch as he does flee-- "What the BLOODY FUCKING HELL--"

And he suddenly catches sight of someone he recognizes, freckle faced and as nervous as he is, Yamaguchi is suddenly shot point blank in the chest.

The red pours and Todd does the first thing he can think to do.

Scream.

The coffee in his hands drops, hot liquid splashing onto his feet and striking up more curses to mix with the mangled screaming as he rushes over to help his student. "Fuck, fuck, FUCK, FUCK!"

He grabs him by the shoulders, shaking and still yelling, loud as ever, "Are you alright-- Hey, HEY, LOOK AT ME YAMA-- kid, ARE YOU OKAY?"

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"Just keep this paintball mess as far away from me as possible, honestly."

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cyrilkyun started following you

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wow hello, one mr. todd allison here. if anyone would like a starter !!! like this and i will whip something spontaneous up. 

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STILL NOT OVER IT.

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zeeenya has a wonderful kickstarter for her web comic Todd Allison and The Petunia Violet (which if you haven’t read you should probably get on that RIGHT NOW! Seriously, Go!) Please check it out and if you can and it interests you please contribute~

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"He knows what day to carry an umbrella on and only he knows which watch tells the real time “

(Todd Allison © nozmo)

Photoshop again

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