todd anderson stan account

she//her//hers · 21 · dark academia · anderperry keeps me awake at night · feel free to request dps headcanons, gifs and edits

[gnostick-deactivated20210607]

hope iʼm not just a blog to you but a problematic bisexual too

[todds-perry]

don't mess with the dps fandom, we're like 8 and will cry if we see snow.

[backseatloversz]

obsessed w/ the names of the background characters in dead poets society

[propaganda-for-poets]

WHO'S B E A N S

[gayjameswilson]

I’ve been wondering for so long ever since I first saw his name there... who tf is beans???

[anderperrytheplatypus]

who are they?? wrong answers only

[himbo-knox]

Straight

[propaganda-for-poets]

I made a post about him once but since we’re naming background characters now meet Christopher :)

[anderperrytheplatypus]

Chris for short?

[propaganda-for-poets]

imagine being knox overstreet walking in all "IF I DON'T HAVE CHRIS I WILL ACTUALLY DIE GUYS" and this dude's just standing in the corner like ???

[anderperrytheplatypus]

That would be so funny p l e a s e

[knoxious-poet]

i can confirm that one night, my letter found the wrong address and it ended in a very, very awkward conversation between me and this guy

[propaganda-for-poets]

🩹 the dps as songs from marina's 'the family jewels'

neil: seventeen

i felt you question the way i was brought up as a baby qell you don't know fuck about my family could never tell you what happened the day i turned seventeen

or hypocrates

i know you only want to own me and that's the kind of love you show me you tell me one thing and do another keep all your secrets undercover who are you to tell me, tell me who to, to be, to be?

todd: the outsider

all i know is i cannot pretend i'm sitting on the outside again i've got the energy to blend so i'm sitting on the outside again

[ ... ]

all of us are in your face and whisper i'm in the wrong place is there more to lose than gain if i go on my own again, on my own again inside the outsider

charlie: shampain

elderly stars slide down the morning sky slipping away to find a place to die i wonder when the night will reach it's end the sleep is not my friend drinking champagne, meant for a wedding toast to the bride, a fairytale ending drinking champagne, a bottle to myself savor the taste of fabricated wealth

cameron: are you satisfied

high achiever, don't you see? baby, nothing comes for free they say i'm a control freak driven by a greed to succeed nobody can stop me

[ ... ]

are you satisfied with an average life? do i need to lie to make my way in life? are you satisfied with an easy ride? once you cross the line will you be satisfied?

or guilty

guilty on the run and i know what i have done guilty on the run and i'm never forgiven i was just a kid that you could not forgive because it's harder

meeks: mowgli's road

oh lord, i have been told, i must take the unforsaken road there's a fork in the road, i'll do as as i am told, well, i don't know, (don't know don't know don't know don't know) who...i want to be.

pitts: rootless

for a root, for a leaf, for a branch, for a tree but there's somebody that reminded them of me running with my roots pulled up caught me cold so they could cut what there was left of love i'm rootless i'm rootless

knox: obsessions

silk sheet, blue dawn, colgate, tongue warm won't you quit your crying? i can't sleep one minute i'm a little sweetheart and next minute you are an absolute creep

we've got obsessions i want to wipe out all the sad ideas that come to me when i am holding you we've got obsessions all you ever think about are sick ideas involving me, involving you

[charliedaltonkinnie-deactivated]

guys i think spaz is broken

[backseatloversz]

"thats not how it works" / "forget how it works" is such an underrated anderperry exchange

[knoxious-poet]

@therealchrisnoel

chris you are very beautiful

but you keep saying you're a lesbian

that's too bad for you

because this dick would've been celestial

instead of a romantic like me

you chose a fucking jock

chet was the name, right?

send me his mom's adress so i know at what door to knock

i wish i wouldn't have wasted my time on a girl name chris

smal titts, no ass, 0 personality so what exactly did i fucking miss?

there's no point in denying you regret rejecting me

cause after all the only thing you're after is dick and designer things

dick i can give you, designer i'm not so sure

call me when you realize chet comes in five seconds and then he starts to snore

i remember when you kissed me and your breath smelled like fish

now that you're lesbian i realize- it wasn't due to a tuna dish

speaking about your little girlfriend, whatever was her name

make sure to keep an eye on her, she was checking me out the other day

we can keep things in the past if that's what you wanna do

i won't tell anyone how you loved my hands choking you

cause a bitch got daddy issues and that bitch clearly ain't me

all i wanted to do for you is make you live comfortably

so next time you call me a pussy for "not being strong enough"

go back to the mornings you couldn't walk because "knox hit it too rough"

[therealchrisnoel]

oh, that’s cute, you’re mad i fucked a jock

that’s rich coming from you

when you’ve got charlie on your cock

you’ve made it all too clear you don’t have any brains

if you had some decency

I might cum or scream your name

as it is, you don’t respect my identity

so how could i ever trust you

with something like fidelity

one girl and on to the next

call yourself romantic

so why’re you gettin suplexed

even if i wanted you you couldn’t ever handle me

i’m on another level

bitch i’m out of your league

if it’s choking and daddy issues that you’re into

why not pull a neil perry instead of getting screwed

you claim to have fucked me rough before

i’m sorry but for me

you’re nothing but a bore

you think petty insults will get you a girlfriend

honey, I’m sorry

but i gotta put this “battle” to an end

you think that your rhymes are hot and fun

but i’m the queen of the society

and you’re overrated, overdone

so bow down to the new queen chris

so go cry to your mama

about your quarter-life crisis

[mrsperrybutnotforlong]

so you're telling me @therealcharliedalton is a bottom?

[todds-perry]

I'm sorry but that's what you're focusing on after reading all that?

[sewinggrace]

I think it would be funny if the Neil and Todd bots were run by the same person and they are just flirting with themselves

[charliedaltonkinnie-deactivated]

clicking on the dps tag is like opening the newspaper but the newspaper is on fire and your fingers are covered in poison ivy

[movedtothelambytapess-deactivat]

rsl steps on cat

[dead-p0ets]

i feel like if dps was based in modern times and knox had snapchat he’d post something like “i’m so broken💔 💔💔dhmu😪😩 the real ones already know🤞🥺” on his story after chris rejected him

[mentalthisone]

And he would put stories on WhatsApp like "I need to talk" and he would put Chris to the list of people who can see it

[therealcharliedalton]

@realmrnolan i’m gonna steal your dentures you homophobic fuck.

[realmrnolan]

ENOUGH MR.DALTON

[therealcharliedalton]

SHUT UP BALL SACK

[realmrnolan]

[therealcharliedalton]

NO, NO

[mrsperrybutnotforlong]

*calling children's services*

[realneilperry100]

mom call the police fasttttt

[izzyneedsabreak]

It’s here

The official dps fandom bingo card, as chosen by all of you

Seriously this fandom needs help

[arthurianmotifs]

i kinda wanna see how many we can actually cross off

im already simping for spaz and ginny and we already did the poetry sharing plus catboy neil

4/25

rb if anything else happens

[sweatytoothedpoetry-deactivated]

the dps meeting is on my account!

[mentalthisone]

Wait two things

WHERE THE HELL ARE THE DPS MEETINGS I CAN’T FOUND THEM

If we kill today Mr Perry then today Todd and Neil can be together without his father ruining everything soooo today can be the happy anderperry day?

[realneilperry100]

sorry to disappoint you, but me and Todd won’t break up, we will marry each other

[mentalthisone]

If you marry each other does that mean you’re not dating anymore sooo you can considering a breakup to dating to start wedding???

[arthurianmotifs]

yes thats fair 

7/25

we r going strong guys dont give up

[gothicacetheatrekid]

meeks dying in vietnam was hard enough please dont do this to us ethan

[arthurianmotifs]

guys i think its 9/25 because i saw someone in the notes shipping tina and gloria (if it was u make urself known) and i have to confess…im a mrs perry simp

sorry neil

[dead-swiftie-society]

ill write the keating x mashed potatoes fic

[arthurianmotifs]

DO IT DO IT 

ok thats 10/25

[ughgclden]

dont cancel me but mr perry is kind of a dilf its the red forman lover in me

[arthurianmotifs]

IMMA HAVE TO AGREE WE STAN RED FORMAN (i think. but we do stan eric)

It has come to my attention that 4 ppl called me perry a dilf and we shall interpret it as dad id like to fight (idea from @spinninghunkofspacerock)

11/25 guys keep it going

[arthurianmotifs]

mr not me lol 😭😳

[ughgclden]

we’re doing well.. and its been less than a day

[realneilperry100]

you are simping for my dad??? i don’t know how to react, you have a big daddy issues

[todds-perry]

now that y'all mention it... mr McAllister is kind of a daddy 😳👉🏻👈🏻💯

[todds-perry]

me: if I see one more bot for a dps character I will combust

also me: *follows every single bot blog that emerges from this godforsaken fandom*

[deadpoetssocietymemes]

[therealcharliedalton]

basically, yes.