Meemaw

Its ya boy Rhi 21 PLEASE YAP AT ME PLEASE PLEASE

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[revilonilmah]

Waiting for the Summer rain to pass

[farewell-to-lorien]

Art by Winsor Kinkade, poem by Palestinian poet Marwan Makhoul.

[datasoong47]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[retroactivebakeries]

#I had to look it up#they tried to ban sex *in public*#but misphrased it#and instead banned sex everywhere

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Exploded whale chunks are an aphrodisiac, they really had no choice

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[gauntlyt]

anyway never stop making character with facial scars. characters of all sorts with scars of all sorts whether they're backstory-based or just because you like the look, and especially if they're not your typical gruff fighter type character, but go ahead with those too. I love you characters with facial scars

[gauntlyt]

don't let anyone convince you it's too edgy or superfluous or whatever to give a character a facial scar, or any scar, for that matter. scars are a very interesting vehicle for characterisation and a fascinating part of human bodies and the more characters with (neutrally or positively presented) scars the more comfortable and better folks can feel about their own. characters with scars forever and ever

[gauntlyt]

oh and they're also massively sexy. just as an added bonus

[the-haiku-bot]

oh and they’re also

massively sexy. just as

an added bonus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cumdumpstiel]

if you like penis coladas. and getting cock in the rain. if you are into blowjobs. and you give killer brain. IF YOU LIKE SUCKING DICK AT MIDNIGHT

[drc00l4tt4]

Wife sent me a video that very accurately like. displays how Ice Pick Joe acts.

TikTok - Make Your Day

That's him guys that's Joseph Morelli (aside from the strangling part bc obv he uses his ice pick)

[turtlelover59]

“I like pick :] no mess :)”

“Give me one thousand dollars. One thousand more.”

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[bebsi-cola]

ableism really feels like the lowest common denominator across all groups regardless of their politics. right wingers will call their opponents the r word, their opponents will call them "brain dead" bc they want to use the r word but they have to reskin the term for optics. anyone on any political or social stance can somehow maintain that stance while being ableist. like homophobes and transphobes can be ableist. lgbtq people can be ableist. both racists and anti-racists can be ableist. even self proclaimed anti-fascists can be ableist despite a hatred of disabled people making up a chunk of the basis of fascist ideology. actually no matter what someone says, if they make their point by being ableist they've failed at confronting the universal myth that some people are inherently superior to other people. they just disagree over which group should be the one considered inferior

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[briarpatch-kids]

I love people who are cis+. The ones who took the time to think about gender and decided they liked the one they were given. They project good gender vibes even if they aren't trans.

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[bitemeilovewaffles]

But. But these are daffodils…….?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I AM GOING TO SHOVE DAISIES DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL THEY SPROUT OUT YOUR TOENAILS

[greentrickster]

Edgeworth and Phoenix having an argument about flowers, presumably in court, presumably in the middle of a murder trial.

[mosserole]

No wives were harmed in the making of this comic.