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movedtowhiteworms-deactivated20

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

bassiter2

if you search gay bars on google it'll show you stuff just bc someone said the word gay in a review apparently

radiofreederry

dreg-heap

Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

dreg-heap

notvoid

me

ghostigoo

Ubers charge more if you order them from certain places, like bars where they know you have no choice if you’re drunk. Walk somewhere else just not anywhere that serves alcohol and then call for one. I’ve had my $40 dollar Uber go down to $20 before but it’s not always that dramatic.

vermofftiss

That’s great information! Lumbridge home teleport costs 0gp every 30 minutes.

writing-prompt-s

You’re an enchanted suit of armor, completely hollow on the inside. After gaining sentience, you left your haunted keep & began to adventure. As you gain notoriety across the land, making friends & connections, it gets harder to keep it a secret that there’s nothing behind your visor.

official-mugi-two

Rare American W

beesmygod

americans, i truly believe we can get 100%

pheygele

togepete

Can I ask a sex question

I started masturbating analy with one finger and it felt good but not great like i never got anywhere and git kind of bored

What's......... what's the question

volpalope

classicsonic

hey i’m really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she’s from) (or they sorry i don’t want to assume the beast’s pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend’s fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i’m not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex’s fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can’t keep doing this. i’m gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like “it’s (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles”

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koth-harvest-final

what in the fucking world

zooophagous

Hey you want to see the worst dog in the entire world.

Sharpei French bulldog. Allegedly at the vet for aspiration pneumonia (how'd that happen I wonder)

I like that they have cardboard shoved in his ears. You know, to post the ears. So the dog uh. So it will uh. So it will look better

shibara

For a while now I've been wanting to try painting over the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Webb telescope. When I was a kid I thought the earlier version looked like a bunch of dragons racing to the sky, and I think the new pic looks even more like it, so, here they are~

For reference, same crop of the photo under the cut.

thiefking

actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

thiefking

observe:

"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective

"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue

"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need