The only person I care about entertaining is myself

The official world record holder for Most Toilet Seats Broken By the Head in One Minute Can't we all just get along?

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[wizardshark]

FUCK I'M SORRY

[roadhogsbigbelly]

"why do men watch porn instead of just having sex with their girlfriends?" is already silly for numerous reasons, but seeing it being used as like. a feminist talking point is so crazy to me because like of the implication that being in a relationship means being available for sex all the time, which you know. doesn't feel great for women i think.

[hyperlexichypatia]

We should start asking that question of all people who enjoy fiction.

Why are you watching a mystery instead of going to a real clifftop mansion and killing your long‐lost aunt for her secret inheritance?

Why are you reading Moby Dick when you could let a real whale eat your leg?

Why are you watching Pokémon when you could fight a real pigeon?

[roadhogsbigbelly]

"why do men watch porn instead of just having sex with their girlfriends?" is already silly for numerous reasons, but seeing it being used as like. a feminist talking point is so crazy to me because like of the implication that being in a relationship means being available for sex all the time, which you know. doesn't feel great for women i think.

[hyperlexichypatia]

We should start asking that question of all people who enjoy fiction.

Why are you watching a mystery instead of going to a real clifftop mansion and killing your long‐lost aunt for her secret inheritance?

Why are you reading Moby Dick when you could let a real whale eat your leg?

Why are you watching Pokémon when you could fight a real pigeon?

[captain-price-returns]

[toe-mass]

It's giving

"What is your worst fear?"

"100 Million dollars in my bank account"

[bebs-art-gallery]

Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

[bread-making-vikings]

the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

[spacedouterri]

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

[open-sketchbook]

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

[toe-mass]

I think the smog in the first is because of varnish

[toe-mass]

People think old age is the best way to go but it's actually being trampled by puppies and kittens

[redpandarascal]

was looking at a timeline of Michigan gay history

HOLY FUCK

[terminal-burrowing-deactivated2]

Drives my gay little truck that makes you upset

[toe-mass]

Hate me for saying it but that IS a little faggot truck

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[toe-mass]

These Snoots were made for snomping

[demilypyro]

Why do lesbians hate men? They got more in common with men than with most women, and that common ground is liking women.

That you think that means they have "more in common with men" says a lot about how you see women.

[toe-mass]

Maybe i could have phrased that better but still, every saphic i see wants to see all men ripped limb from limb why can't we all get along?

[demilypyro]

Were you born yesterday

[toe-mass]

Man, if i was this'd be a weird conversation to have with a toddler

[demilypyro]

Why do lesbians hate men? They got more in common with men than with most women, and that common ground is liking women.

That you think that means they have "more in common with men" says a lot about how you see women.

[toe-mass]

Maybe i could have phrased that better but still, every saphic i see wants to see all men ripped limb from limb why can't we all get along?

[targetedknowledge]

[toe-mass]

Marlboro reds and strawberries and cream monster energy to restore the mana

[terraswallows]

Average Trans Girl just at home.

[toe-mass]

The hell is she playing

[ankle-beez]

[toe-mass]

Goddamnit now i need a drawing of mamdani catching the mewtwo in a masterball

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[toe-mass]

Rest in peace king

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[depsidase]

[captain-price-returns]

I don't know if full on execution is proper justice, but at least they did something.

[toe-mass]

Execution IS justice, i hope they were carted out into the streets and died slowly, like the babies they killed