shut up mimsy

Manda, guaranteed to blow your mind. I live in the grass and I like yellow. 25 year old pierced, tattooed, married momma. Survivor.

[perfectfeelings]

[ja-khajay]

Brothers.

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I thought this was one of Tumblr’s weird ads for skin care

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Dermatologists HATE him

[seelcudoom]

these could be your balls with manscaped

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hell-in-a-handbasket1]

@biffan

[pearswhy]

i came home from college and my cat is pissed

[pearswhy]

remember that time my cat yelled at me when i came home for winter break

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

THIS IS SO CUTE.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They look so offended like ‘YOU WERE GONE FOR FOREVER

WHY DID YOU NOT BRING ME WITH YOU I NEEDED PETTINGS AND ATTENTION’

[princessofbadassery]

DON’T TRY TO PET ME WHILE I’M YELLING AT YOU

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YOU CAN’T PET AWAY MY ANGER

[malkavianacts]

THAT IS A LEGIT LECTURE OMG

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[threesideddream]

me asking for attention and affection

[psych2go]

Szondi Test: Scary Personality Test That Reveal Your Deepest Hidden Self

The test was designed in the 20th century by the Hungarian psychiatrist Leopold Szondi. The aim was to explore the deepest repressed impulses of a person on the basis of sympathy or aversion caused…

Was this accurate for you? Comment below or reblog!

[salviboy8]

This was also true for me

[mayodarandom]

K that’s very VERY accurate

[emo-bean]

Nopenopenope tooooo accurate

[justareallyboredfangirl]

this is weirdly accurate

[rreinaa]

accurate help

[simnons]

Damn Psych2Go why you gotta read me like that

[earlgreyhot1701]

I chose 2 and they both were spot on

[fluidlygay-blog]

Same ^ 2 and 8 and just… Holy shit… That’s terrifyingly accurate…

[bokkle-oran-doove-deactivated20]

This is terrifyingly accurate. I don’t like it.

[thisaccissoembarassing]

okay i chose 6 and thats scary af bc its spot on??

[lilyag-deactivated20180714]

damn why you always spot on 😩

[nope2222]

I haven’t seen anything more accurate than this.

[awesome-geeky-stuff]

Interestingly accurate

[vampiresawakenedmyskeletonhats]

Scarily accurate

[wear-sunglasses-indoors-deactiv]

Just accurate

[madebyleftoversouls]

I chose 5 super accurate

[srafandseedpods-deactivated2014]

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

*squeaaaaaals*

[toes-and-co]

So much pain..

[toes-and-co]

Oh my god..

I'm having a baby tomorrow.. This is insane. Im so excited but so nervous.

[toes-and-co]

Because I'm bored..

mandax3x.sarahah.com

[toes-and-co]

"Tell me if I'm working too much" he said. "I'll cut back" he said. Really? Cause I've been trying for a fucking month and nothing. So whatever. I'm done. I give up trying. Marriage done 👌

[toes-and-co]

33 weeks down, 7 more to go. I am so excited for him to be here

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[rainekeiko]

#healthy

[toes-and-co]

Starting to accept that my marriage is slowly failing.. Nothing else I can do, I guess.

[toes-and-co]

Once again I was in a good mood..

Now? Not so much. Whatever..

[toes-and-co]

I'm grumpy..

I want to play. Husband keeps coming up with excuses. He's tired. I'm tired (I'm ALWAYS tired). I've tried teasing him in the morning. I've tried asking before we go to bed (not too late though). I just don't get it.. 😭😭