Sebastian Vettel, one of the original child prodigies. In formula 1 by the age of 18 then winning championships a couple years later. How I admire you!
"Seb would never -" Sebastian Vettel, original red bull golden boy and menace, holds the record for the quickest penalty in f1 history by getting one literally seconds into his f1 career, one of the most penalised drivers in f1 history (no.5 to be exact which fits lmao as its his number), Mark Webber's nightmare fuel, called the race director a cunt publicly on the radio... Do not let the grid dad propaganda fool you, yes he's a bee farmer but that man was and will always be a menace lmao.
"Michael would never -" DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH, I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN!
because everyone else has fun listing theirs, so i wanna list the fics that changed my brain chemistry. there's some gen fics, ship fics, au fics and i'll be sure to included the ratings for each as well. beware anyone not fully caught up or at certain points in the story, there will be spoilers (but like... we should definitely talk about these recs together...)
gen
light up, light up by taizi (t)
“I have a condition,” Sabo says, sounding, to his own ears, disconcertingly like his father when his father is doing business.
It might be that, more than anything, that causes Outlook to consider him thoughtfully.
“I’m listening,” the man says.
where ace is the brother that 'dies' after the gray terminal incident and sabo and luffy are left behind
and i'd know your face if i was drunk and blind and dead by solena2 (t)
Sometimes, Sabo wonders about who he used to be.
He gets the chance to find out when he bumps into Fire-Fist Ace at a bar.
TAT the fix-it fic of all time where the brothers of all time get a chance to be with each other once again. this is canon, oda told me so himself
a tall tree, with roots like a newborn by chali (t)
A closer look at the immediate aftermath of Whole Cake Island, because Sanji went through some shit and it was not nearly addressed enough.
a fic where the sasuke sanji retrieval squad learn the full extent of the things sanji experienced in wci. they would have truly crashed out if they knew what all went on
rebase and rebuild by sinelanguage (t)
Sanji’s hands are blown off on Whole Cake Island. Franky builds him prosthetics, but Sanji has a much harder time adjusting to them than anyone expects.
a fic where reiju didn't swap out the cuffs and now sanji has to deal with the consequences featuring phone calls with zeff! as if that makes everything any less angstier
luffy and sanji having a bonding moment post-wci's events
and then what by grayimperia (t)
Zoro becomes the world’s greatest swordsman and is directionless in more ways than one.
ft frobin post-canon fic where, with his lifelong goal finally achieved, zoro isn't sure what to do with his life next
lionheart by cyan96
Wherein thirteen year old Trafalgar Law and twenty-six year old Rocinante tumble sideways through time-space via the blue desperation of a newly eaten devil fruit, from Minion island to a future distant. Right, unwittingly, onto the submarine deck of a another Law shortly after Doflamingo’s fall.
the rosinante lives fic i was not expecting to come across but the power of dope fanart dropped it in my lap
zosopp
take care of you by strawberrycamel (t)
In which Zoro and Usopp can’t see what’s in front of them.
a zou fic where zoro realizes he can totally use minkship as an exploit to cuddle his crush whenever he wants and usopp panics about it
frobin
how to dance with you by grayimperia (g)
When you meet a girl as super as Nico Robin, you learn to make sacrifices. Or, Franky learns to waltz.
ft. lusan wanting to waltz with robin whenever the opportunity again arises, franky asks sanji to teach him how to waltz. of course, not everything goes to plant
between thoughts and steel by inked_spirits (g)
Nights on the Sunny are long when sleep refuses to come. Robin needs to deal with her memories, Franky gets a chance to show her that some wounds are easier to bear when carried together. Night talks under the starry sky are a perfect cure for insomnia.
post-enies lobby fic centered around franky and robin after the first date of all time
lawzo
seeing a lab about a doc by rollingchibi (e)
This is all Bepo's fault.
ft. lusan college au a/b/o fic with alpha professor law and his omega TA zoro. there are shenanigans and smut, what else does one need?
stages of affection by rollingchibi (e)
Looking at himself in the mirror, at the haunted skeleton that looks back at him, he knows—knows as easily as he knows how to run a wire into someone's heart to remove a blood clot, knows as easily as he knows the list of side effects for a pacemaker, knows as easily as how much of a headache Dr. Crocus gives him by simply breathing near him—that things need to change, that he needs to change.
ft. lusan, usokaya modern au. sugar daddy lawzo fic, send tweet. also, plenty of straw hat misunderstandings and the author also found a way to incorporate luffy and zoro's post-timeskip scars into the story... but at what cost
needling away by rollingchibi (t)
"Sorry—you here for an appointment?"
Unfortunately.
He should've just gone with Bepo to get coffee.
ft lusan, josaku, past zosan surgeon law wants to get his tattoos touched up... sadly he walks in on the tattoo artists' homies going off about how it's fucked his best friend is dating his ex
luzo
these small hours by maximumqueer
"‘Grief’ is a word Zoro never he thought would associate with his captain, and he feels a bit stupid for that. Of course Luffy would grieve Ace, would probably never stop grieving him. Zoro sure as hell hasn’t stopped grieving Kuina, the promise he made her held tightly between his teeth with every fight, a small empty space in his heart reserved for her."
ft namivivi remember that episode post-wano where the straw hats were worried about vivi and zoro brought up ace? yeah nami gives him a STRONG talking to about the insensitivity of that statement
deadhouse by yamatossenpai (m)
"And then Zoro saw it. The mob rushed through the streets like floodwater, dividing and conquering. The men and women were frenzied; their mouths hung open, their eyes wide and bulging. They tore at each other, or rather, the mob attacked anyone who screamed. The attackers were ravenous, barely human.
“If you don’t wanna die,” Luffy whispered, “then we should run.”"
ft frobin, usonami modern zombie au no one asks for but we all secretly think about our faves being in anyway. definitely mind the tags on this one
zosan
warning signs by olgaphobia (t)
*unrequited zosan, endgame lusan zoro's perspective fic where his inability to be vulnerable and refusal to be taken care of leads to him fumbling sanji contrast to luffy who has been open about his feelings from day 1. takes an interesting spin on zoro's absence in wci. imagine fumbling sanji when he was actually romantically interested in you at one point in the story, i would cry
lusan
warning signs by olgaphobia (t)
The cook left, but you weren't the one to bring him back.
ft unrequited zosan, end game lusan zoro's perspective fic where his inability to be vulnerable and refusal to be taken care of leads to him fumbling sanji contrast to luffy who has been open about his feelings from day 1. takes an interesting spin on zoro's absence in wci. imagine fumbling sanji when he was actually romantically interested in you at one point in the story, i would cry
insatiable by codhya (g)
But then Luffy says, join my pirate crew.
One look at that blinding smile and those wide, unfathomable eyes made Sanji hear the words for what they were.
Be greedy with me.
And Sanji, he finds that he is starving.
sanji introspection piece on being selfish and wanting
crack baby by sanjilockhart (t)
Luffy and Sanji's developing relationship and how Sanji felt when Luffy, quite literally, crashed into his life.
pre-timeskip baratie arc fic centered around sanji's perspective of the luffy recruitment process, aka sanji introspection piece on the horrors of being perceived and wanted
anchor by trixree (t)
It is said that dreams are shared between soulmates. Luckily, the Vinsmoke children do not dream.
(Except, of course, for the failure.)
soulmate au where soulmates share dreams with moments that truly hit one in the feels with this one
easy as anything, simple as that by trixree (t)
“Luffy? What’s the matter?”
“We’re gonna’ have a wedding,” he says incomprehensibly. Which—no. Absolutely not. Haven’t they had enough of weddings, lately? Nami's certainly had enough for a lifetime, thanks.
“What are you talking about? What wedding?” she demands as coherently as she can while running on only two-and-a-half hours of sleep.
“Mine and Sanji’s,” Luffy declares.
post-wci where hours after getting themselves to safety, luffy and sanji decide to have an impromptu wedding
a fine looking high horse by grayimperia (t)
The epic duel between first mate and captain’s boyfriend, involving pettiness, throw pillows, and a general inability to walk in another’s shoes.
zoro perspective fic where it turns out the new cook is also luffy's boyfriend. as it also turns out, zoro discovers he's not good at sharing
we both unsettled (shadow preachers) by senjuside (m)
Relationships are not easy. Luffy and Sanji are still learning how to sail thought their prides and fears, even after all those years.
post-canon married lusan fic where sanji deals with the drawbacks of a husband who still remains at sea even after retirement
love is a full stomach by b3rry_jam (nr)
Luffy doesn’t understand romance, but he knows he feels happiest when he’s with Sanji.
sweet and pure lusan fluff, 11/10
and if you still want me... by fizzyren (g)
Sanji gets a lil angsty in his head about Luffy after Whole Cake.
luffy being possessive and clingy post-wci my beloved
and i know where to look by mr_crowsnest
“Luffy, I’m cooking—”
“It’ll wait!” Luffy interrupted, already pulling Sanji into the middle of the kitchen. “This is important!”
Sanji stumbled, his protest dying on his lips as Luffy’s hands found his, their fingers intertwining with surprising care. Luffy’s grin was infectious, his laughter bright and unrestrained, and Sanji couldn’t bring himself to push him away.
fluff fic where luffy and sanji dance in the kitchen
If anyone out there are well versed in little critters and you can tell me what the FUCK these things are that would be great thanks please and thank you
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stormborns
tangentwithtanner
pixelskylines
snowghoul
