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you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees
you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)
are you happy with it?
yes!!!!!
a little
it's okay I guess
no.
NO.
result/other
you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees
you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)
are you happy with it?
yes!!!!!
a little
it's okay I guess
no.
NO.
result/other
Cookie with lunch, all is forgiven
is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?
Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?
Yes
No
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"sunset and flare" (2011), simon
I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.
And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.
What my brothers are up to today
Arcanine and Zorua ko-fi doodle for ColossusSteppes! โ๏ธ๐ค
Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.
my favorite chapter 5 ralsei line
let me take your white ass to funky town.
based on:
Soupy.................(I like to give her a round nose like a seal โขuโข)
The 8 year old girl inside of me longs for a real dress up sequence so bad
what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.
