zoe

taurus & 20

[fantasygayng]

June 21, 2021

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[ki-adi-money]

It's like a piñata but everyone is wearing blindfolds.

[buildingnothingoutofsomething]

bestie. dont say that

[swagdewvalley]

[beginningtarot101]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image Description

Tweet from wear a mask (@/ chef_senator) reading:

Hey girl, are you an obelisk, because I’m trying to learn what an obelisk is through process of elimination

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[scratchly]

[salabimsim]

I shouldn’t be proud of this… but boy, I am.

[akiragatr]

That little pop noise Stardew Valley makes when you are harvesting lots of crops

[nationalbluebird]

“You dont look ace.” ??? ??? ?????????? ? ??? what does an asexual person look like???? ??

[eyeballsarchive]

[alderaan-babe]

This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

[vampirepumpkin]

Oh.

Oh. My. God.

YOU CAN PLANT GRASS IN OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES

I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING NEXT

[vampirepumpkin]

Stardew Valley

Prepare yourself for…

THE GRASS BOMB GOBLIN

[vampirepumpkin]

Community Center…

GRASS BOMBED

[vampirepumpkin]

Pierre’s…

GRASS BOMBED

[vampirepumpkin]

Alex’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

[vampirepumpkin]

Wizard’s Tower…

GRASS BOMBED

Marnie’s House…

GRASS BOMBED

[vampirepumpkin]

Leah’s cabin…

GRASS BOMBED

Sam’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

The Saloon…

GRASS BOMBED

[vampirepumpkin]

The hospital and Harvey’s place…

GRASS BOMBED

Pam’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

Emily and Haley’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

[vampirepumpkin]

Elliot’s cabin…

GRASS BOMBED

Willy’s…

GRASS BOMBED

Mayor’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

Library/museum…

GRASS BOMBED

[vampirepumpkin]

Clint’s…

GRASS BOMBED

Movie theater…

GRASS BOMBED

Sebastian and Maru’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

Linus’s tent…

GRASS BOMBED

Bathhouse…

GRASS BOMBED

Witch’s hut…

GRASS BOMBED

[vampirepumpkin]

Mine entrance…

GRASS BOMBED

Adventurer’s Guild…

GRASS BOMBED

AND FINALLY

The Oasis and Casino…

GRASS BOMBED!!!

LOOKS LIKE OUR WORK HERE IS FINISHED.

[vampirepumpkin]

…tHE SEWER! I FORGOT ABOUT THE SEWER!!

!!!GRASS BOMBED!!!

[somedew-fictions]

This is my favorite post on the entire site 😂

[saturated123]

JOJI AND MATT CHAMPION

Via Joji’s instagram

[5446sublime]

[lunarhaze]

90s vibes

Original art

IG @lunarhaze

[gangstacartoon]

[girlblockhim-deactivated2018110]

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign