Not A Social Butterfly But A Goth Moth

[wayward-babe]

Lincoln : Prison Break season 5

[bitbytebot]

things to call your significant other:

ben

ben hosley

producer ben

the benducer

the poet laureate

the hos

our finest film critic

dirt bike benny

soaking wet benny

the fartmaster

the meat lover

the fart detective

producer ben kenobi

kylo ben

bens8

ben night shamalyan

say bennything

aliben$

war hos

pro-doer bane

the fuckmaster

things NOT to call your significant other:

professor crispy

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[satyriconmp3]

[mrfylke2001]

[xno-chill-memesx]

[feminescu]

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

[floridakilo]

their daughter

[indridsglasses]

This is,, one of my favorite moments from the MBMBAM tv show

THIS IS JUST A PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL

[pajamboree]

please just watch the first 2 seconds even if you don’t watch mbmbam because i guarantee you cannot forsee what this bit entails

[splickedylit]

[loveruns]

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

[invisiblebeesstuff]

don't put me in a position where i gotta show you how cold my heart can get

[bitbytebot]

things to call your significant other:

ben

ben hosley

producer ben

the benducer

the poet laureate

the hos

our finest film critic

dirt bike benny

soaking wet benny

the fartmaster

the meat lover

the fart detective

producer ben kenobi

kylo ben

bens8

ben night shamalyan

say bennything

aliben$

war hos

pro-doer bane

the fuckmaster

things NOT to call your significant other:

professor crispy

[oneshortdamnfuse]

Louis: I fear under similar circumstances, I would have fared differently. I don't know how you made it.

Henri: *thinking about all the hallucinations he had of louis entertaining him as a mime* I just got used to the silence.

[ghoofy]

Dewdrop: Your Honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request a death penalty.

Judge:

Judge: This is a parking ticket-

[sanguinewolves]

listening to music isnt enough i need to replace my bones with it

[awesomehoggirl]

Stumbles out of google docs covered in blood

[unladen-swallow]

When you accidentally put “king shaming” instead of “kink shaming”

[plastic-tulips]

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

truly character design at its finest

[sonypraystation]

kids will have philosophical discussions on a trampoline