[mlarayoukai-archive]

this is what it feels like

[attex]

my MIND is a MACHINE that turns CHARACTER I SEE MYSELF IN into a WEIRD PERVERT

[lostxanadu]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[fairycosmos]

makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about phone in bed

[100493503004422]

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

[dreamfarer]

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

[copepods]

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

[duckapus]

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

[copepods]

no fucking way dude. are you serious

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

[dechart]

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

[t-i-g-g-s]

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

[crazy56u]

Au revoir et bon débarras, espèce de connard triangulaire.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[fifiibibii]

im all ears buddy

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

[genderificationbeam]

[ruinedchildhood]

They think it's a baby cow 🥹

[depsidase]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Oddly I don’t see a single occupation listed besides the last where they’ll murder you just because they’re having a bad day and automatically get away with it.

[adruze]

I have only love for the USPS.

[roach-works]

reminder that cops have also been logging covid deaths (after refusing to comply with masking orders nationwide) as on-duty fatalities, as well as everything from heart attacks to car crashes to friendly fire. a really significant amount of cop deaths aren't actually due to Criminal Violence, but it's significant that the cops act as though *all* of them are.

[harald-iii-of-norway-deactivate]

[bl0w-m3]

[modern-politics111]

Congressman wants to make 32-hour workweek U.S. law to 'increase the happiness of humankind'

Rep. Mark Takano, who represents California's 39th district, has reintroduced his 32-hour Workweek Act to Congress.

[partisan-by-default]

Rep. Mark Takano, who represents California’s 39th district, has reintroduced his 32-hour Workweek Act to Congress, which, if passed, would officially reduce the standard definition of the workweek from 40 hours to 32 hours by amending the Fair Labor Standards Act.

His proposal would mandate overtime pay for any work done after 32 hours, which would encourage business to either pay workers more for longer hours, or shorten their week and hire more people.

The bill applies to non-exempt workers, who typically work hourly jobs across leisure and hospitality, transportation, construction, manufacturing, wholesale, and retail trade.

This is by design, Takano tells CNBC Make It. “The serious conversations about the reduced workweek are happening for white-collar professions. What my bill will do is spur conversation about how we democratize this norm to other sectors of the workforce so everybody benefits.”

[deathandsensuality-archive-deac]

there should be a special place in hell for those who renovate victorian houses to have modern interior like what the hell is wrong with you. i hope the ghosts kill you fr.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Then…don’t buy a Victorian house?

This is where the issue comes into play – people who should just buy a modern house, for some weird reason, decide to buy one that’s not what they like at all and change it so people who would enjoy it will not be able to. I will never understand it. No one is holding a gun to your head and making you buy a Victorian; I can’t think of many areas in which that’s the only housing option.

just get something more modern if that’s what you want. and stop intruding on houses – and Tumblr posts – that are clearly not for you

[elakudark]

there’s a famous house in my city that looks like this on the outside

and has been reno’d to look like… this on the inside

[gilfmobile]

THAT'S A CRIME

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

So this isn’t Victorian but I want to give a shoutout to my city real quick — we have a TON of heavily protected historical houses but the most famous one is literally behind privacy fences to keep out people wanting to check it out because it looks like this:

in a city of 220,000+ people and rapidly climbing. we have an entire historic district with regulations and plaques on the houses and the people who live there now have to maintain them carefully. it is so based

[pallidprincess]

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark