my ass is tight

[miiilowo]

i have got to stop hyperfixating on homocidal 50+ year old men

[toaster-in-bathtub]

This is a question for the Mun: Does Mahogany and Violet exist in this AU?

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[toaster-in-bathtub]

Ooo, Vinny is a gamer boy <3

“on occasion~?”

[barfheus]

mb for the lack of art guys I was just sleeping

[d3ceptionist]

hes a monster hey hes a monster oh that boy is a motherfucking monster but i love him but i love him oh woah oh woahoahhhh

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[dorkone]

Freddie Mercury playing with instruments.

[mercurystarkid-blog]

✰Queen Songs For All Occasions✰

～Feel free to add to the lists!!～

For a good cry:

I’m Going Slightly Mad- Innuendo

Spread Your Wings- News of the World

My Melancholy Blues- News of the World

Love of My Life- A Night at the Opera

Is This the World We Created?- The Works

Forever- A Kind of Magic

It’s A Hard Life- The Works

Sail Away Sweet Sister- The Game

Somebody To Love- A Day at the Races

These Are The Days…- Innuendo 

Dance it Up:

Radio Gaga- The Works

One Vision- A Kind Of Magic

A Kind Of Magic- A Kind of Magic

Action This Day- Hot Space

I Go Crazy- The Works

Stone Cold Crazy- Sheer Heart Attack

For Head Banging:

One Vision- A Kind Of Magic

Let Me Entertain You- Jazz

Keep Yourself Alive- Queen

Another One Bites the Dust- The Game

Bohemian Rhapsody- A Night At The Opera

Now I’m Here- Sheer Heart Attack

Headlong- Innuendo

I Want It All- The Miracle

SINGING LOUDLY:

Killer Queen- Sheer Heart Attack

Fat Bottomed Girls- Jazz

Bohemian Rhapsody- A Night At The Opera

Somebody to Love- A Day at The Races

Don’t Stop Me Now- Jazz

Under Pressure- Hot Space

We Are The Champions- News of The World

I Want To Break Free- The Works

The Show Must Go On- Innuendo

Sail Away Sweet Sister- The Game

We Will Rock You- News of the World

Inner Stripper:

Body Language- Hot Space

Another One Bites the Dust- The Game

Cool Cat- Hot Space

Let Me Entertain You- Jazz

Get Down, Make Love- News of the World

Dragon Attack- The Game

Tear It Up- The Works

For Sweaty Car-Fucking:

I’m In Love With My Car- A Night at the Opera

[pennylannia-blog]

[incorrectborhapquotes]

Freddie: Look, let’s just agree to say ‘I’m sorry’ on a count of three. One… two… three…

Roger: …

Freddie: …

Freddie: See, now I’m just disappointed in the both of us.

[incorrectborhapquotes]

[valentine’s day]

Roger *reading Brian’s note*: Brian just said he’s going to give me over an hour of pleasure tonight.

Freddie: Oh wow.

[later, listening to Brian’s guitar solo]

Brian: you look disappointed.

[incorrectborhapquotes]

Freddie: hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail and I need to be arrested

911 operator: Mr Mercury we’ve talked about this

[odinsblog]

[aaronthebondnew-deactivated2022]

THIS. ALL OF THIS. I’m tired of making sure your new profile pics are epic, k!

[brattylikestoeat]

[psyonic-cobra]

I’ll be honest, this site has made me have a fight for flight response to cooking videos now.

[libertybill]

I made it!

[itsthefrenchie]

@libertybill was it as good as it looks?

[libertybill]

It was pretty bomb tbh

[space-trash-princess]

saving this for later

[rootbeer-robot]

can someone give me the recipe in text form? Its going too fast

[brattylikestoeat]

This video is sourced from twisted kitchen on IG.

[culturd]

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

[oboemonster]

you know I’ve seen this a decent amount and for some reason never wondered how the wombat even got there?

[madonees]

Disgusting. please act like a human

[madonees]