I love you!!

30 year old non-binary gay autistic sea witch :: they/them :: My skills include performing intricate alarm-snoozing tasks while remaining asleep.

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[ahududulugazoz]

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

never forget

[neuroxin]

what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

It’s supposed to be a rock with a fireman’s hat on top 😬

[rudeteens]

POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[o-lanterns]

they should invent a searching for jobs that doesn't open a miles-deep pit of despair and rage within me that gets deeper and wider with every scroll because it's all shit that is impossible for me to do because I am not a real human like other people

[sandmandaddy69]

[enchantedbook]

'The Miracle Flower' by Alexander Rothaug, (1870 - 1946)

[affixjoy]

I’ve never related more to a post in my life.

[scramratz]

Missouri is hell

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[thebibliosphere]

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing

[lilith-of-stardust]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unbotheredmuse]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[beardedmrbean]

[unterwaesche]

I dare say that cup resembles...no, I shan't say it...

[theodoretheninja]

Honey, we are having guests, could you set out the fine gina?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

they are its just like a platypus situation

[theamazingdalet]

my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"