Hello!!

Formerly musiclvr16 and that-tarble-momes-receptionist 31|🦬|🦡|Jess I post like I’m slapping postcards on a wall

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[magicratfingers]

bass pro shops needs a esports department i want to try weird mice i want to choose a desk pad i want to browse decorative rgb lighting

[magicratfingers]

im really not

this is a best buy — a chest high labyrinth of brand displays and loss leaders stalked by unreliable salesteens

and this is a bass pro shop

best buy puts sets out a tiny selection of product by brands that can pay for the privilege and says heehee money for our spreadsheets

bass pro shops shows you 15 versions of everything imagineable and their own versions and says whoooo look how big our dick is

so imagine the fundamentally bad ass experience if your gaming shit was sold by people who deadass put a whole lake in a store

[confoundedcontraption]

Alas, you are describing the late, lamented Fry's Electronics.

Photos: Fry’s Electronics closes, along with their distinctive themed stores

Fry’s Electronics, the one-stop-shop for consumer electronics, has ceased operations permanently. Many of the Fry’s stores featured a distin

[magicratfingers]

i had no idea

[elucubrare]

thinking about how songs about a city both create and participate in the myth of that city - how when viennese operetta sings about vienna as a city of the Waltz in 3/4 time, or when parisian street songs praise the romance of paris, or when new york big band songs say that if you can make it here you can make it anywhere, they're both saying true things about the world and making them truer

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[catchymemes]

[edgebug]

so grace is probably alarming to most eridians at first because he's a lanky wet alien with too few limbs, yes--but what if he ends up being terrifying in a sort of divine way instead of a repulsive one?

like. a creature that perceives the intangible? a creature that walks with thin permeable membranes bared to the air, whose blood contains elixir that can destroy pathogens without heat? a creature that is impossibly fragile yet resilient? a creature that breathes potently flammable gas to survive? a creature that is loud all over and speaks in a strange and frightening monotone, who thought it would die for you? who gave up its home in the heavens for you without meeting you first, whose first words to your people were probably something along the lines of We saved your star. It's gonna be okay. Don't be afraid.

[chekhovs-raygun]

grace is such an interesting bundle of contradictions! he breathes an incredibly flammable gas because he lives at such a cold temperature the gas can't ignite except he burns it very slowly inside the delicate gauzy cage of his body. his meat is basically a delicate water-and-protein foam because he lives in a very tiny fraction of normal atmospheric pressure. his planet has almost no air, no atmosphere. they're so gauzy, so frail, living underneath a whisker-fine sky, that to get to space in a couple seconds by exploding towards it. they can't build a space elevator because all their materials are just various attempts to do anything whatsoever with shitty frozen metals and various hydrocarbon meshes. their spaceship is a tiny refrigerator, the most expensive thing they ever built, and controled by a impossibly complex calculation engine they knitted out of silicates. it contains all human knowledge, if it doesn't catch on fire.

they knew that space was there because they can perceive it directly. it's literally right overhead all the time for their entire evolution. they know the faces of thousands, millions of stars, as soon as they tip their faces up. eridani is a name from two thousand years ago. all their stars have been named and known and watched and sung about for longer than any individual human civilization. they have always known the eridian star was there.

they live to be seventy.

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

[wildaboutmnhockey]

Not very #LiveLaughHeatedRivalry of them

[anditsforhockey]

🙄

[lenacopperleaf]

Also there is truly a staggering amount of people who are saying we should trade Nate and cale

[neat-mackinnon-disney-crosby]

I 100% believe this is because they're bitter they made prop bets and because Nate and Cale were both banged up and didn't perform the way they normally would, those assholes lost money.

Oh, no. Did you gamble away all your money on sports and now you need a juice box to help you process your big feelings about it? Have you learned your lesson? No? You're going to do it again next season? Okay then -> *YEET*

[lenacopperleaf]

Seriously! The betting stuff is getting so out of hand especially the way it impacts how people view the players. It’s like the players are just their stats and numbers to the bettors and like there isn’t a real human person—who can get hurt or have an off day or a million other things—who is playing a game.

[lenacopperleaf]

Also there is truly a staggering amount of people who are saying we should trade Nate and cale

[pumpkinrootbeer]

PLAN THE PARADE WE MAY BE FREE SOON!!!

[lenacopperleaf]

GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH

[eggowall]

bonus ej shade

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[in-love-with-movies]

Miss Congeniality (2000)

[niallhoranhasthat1thing]

PredsNHL: Y’all means all ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.