Ugly Untalented Gay

Meghan / 20 / Lesbian / (she/her)

[sandmandaddy69]

[shutupandmakemepizzaroll]

for my cereal

[dualsp1nes]

😛

[zendadya]

ZENDAYA & ROBERT PATTINSON photographed by Nadia Lee Cohen for Interview Magazine (2026)

[square-enix]

thanks for making time for an interview for this managerial role overseeing the microsoft 365 team. what really stood out to us about you - and what rocketed you to the top of our list - was that part in your cover letter where you described yourself as a “sick fuck” who “would stop at nothing to see the microsoft 365 suite of products reduced to a functionless, pale imitation of their 2007-era predecessors” and that the user should “toil fruitlessly as they navigate a completely bewildering interface while being forced to ruminate on how they own nothing and instead rent increasingly expensive useless vapor.” when would you be available to start?

[sacred-portal]

[cicada-swarm]

so embarrassing to have a funny thought and unironically be like “this will do numbers on tumblr.com!” and oh boy! numbers is zero.

[ifiinvadelaconiaishallturnyouout]

[gothicprep]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[tolerance69]

Can you guys tell my girlfriend is chronically offline?

[sunny-the-songbird]

me eating two apple at the same time #myappels

[ooppo]

[🪲]

^ elevator doors opening on a singular bug. It's waiting for you to scroll away so the elevator can go up again

[a-bug-with-a-big-ass-offical]

wait for me!! 🐜

[ooppo]

[🪲🐜) damn bitch ur ass so fat it's bending the elevator. But that's fine #bodypositivity

[sacred-portal]

[valtsv]

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

[valtsv]

and yes, they both smoke weed

[squidy-y2k]

and which one told you that?

[valtsv]

[internetgreatesthits]

[dogpuppy]

[zaynfag]

i fly like paper get high like planes