Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.
Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes
@bobottazzi
KIROKAZE
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Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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NASA
Sweet Seals For You, Always
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.

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occasionally subtle

pixel skylines

Andulka

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

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styofa doing anything
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@tomato606
Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.
Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes
@bobottazzi
ORANGINA オランジーナ
hey quick question what the fuck? hey, just, just a real quick question, what the Fuck
don’t act like you don’t know exactly what’s going on
fair point. let me amend my question: WHY the fuck
how did this post miss the best 3 ones:
Those are absolutely the best three.
is France ok
hey quick question, are people attracted to cacti also considered furries in france
Jellyfish girl can fucking get it tho
@tomato606
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
(x)
I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
Tammy gets dragged…
Louise is legit savage
I love these kids
Star Wars: The Fierce Awakens
Luke… I am…
SICKENING
@bobotazzi
We all have moments in our lives that our brain processes as absolute disasters. Sometimes, it helps to take a step back. Anxiety and Logic go toe-to-toe to mull over some recent experiences I had to determine if I they truly WERE as horrible as I thought they were.
mancat in february. he’s been missing for 4 days now. reblog in hopes of mancat’s return. ♥
i still love you and miss you mancat <3
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’
But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]
[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”
This should win an Oscar
when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink
mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans
What You Say About Mental Illness vs What You Actually Mean.
Awwww poor baby :(
This is so sad to watch
Actually heartbreaking
@bobotazzi
me: *watches one episode of The X Files*
me:
How Ponify ruined my life
Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.
1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.
2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.
3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.
So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud.
I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”.
And I just had to send this email:
And basically I’m ready for death how was your day
I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator
It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.
Crying
*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”
*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”
This is one of the most hilarious shits in this site, gotta love Zefrank
@tomato606 always reblog
Disney Princesses as sloths.
but why
why not