What?

Anything that catches my fancy! I need practice with Sigils let me know if I can make you one.

[animusrox]

Gotham will survive! The Dark Knight Rises (2012) dir. Christopher Nolan

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

pride skellies

[thesevenumbrellas]

In every scooby doo remake they get Fred’s personality all wrong, okay!? He is not the cocky and fearless leader. He lost his brain cells years ago! He’s a himbo to the core! He asks what color pink panther is. He wears a jeans vest (jest?) under his sweater. His bright idea is to split up and look for clues. Not once has that worked and yet he still wants to do it every single fucking time. Please respect the himbo.

[hadesfirst]

Can somebody put in the scene from the 2002 movie where Scooby is disguised as a grandmother and Fred goes “who’s the ugly chick”

[schizopyke]

[prokopetz]

Look, the rules for writing Doctor Doom are very simple:

If he’s fighting another supervillain, he wins. Thanos, Galactus, doesn’t matter – villain on villain is kind of Doom’s thing.

If he’s fighting a superhero who’s a fellow super-scientist and/or head of state, he loses in a way that frames a valuable lesson about the perils of hubris and the importance of relying on others.

If he’s fighting a superhero who is neither a super-scientist nor a head of state, he loses in a way that grants the hero a moral victory but somehow furthers Doom’s plans behind the scenes.

If he’s fighting Squirrel Girl, he gets beat like a drum.

Any questions?

[prokopetz]

Look, the rules for writing Doctor Doom are very simple:

If he’s fighting another supervillain, he wins. Thanos, Galactus, doesn’t matter – villain on villain is kind of Doom’s thing.

If he’s fighting a superhero who’s a fellow super-scientist and/or head of state, he loses in a way that frames a valuable lesson about the perils of hubris and the importance of relying on others.

If he’s fighting a superhero who is neither a super-scientist nor a head of state, he loses in a way that grants the hero a moral victory but somehow furthers Doom’s plans behind the scenes.

If he’s fighting Squirrel Girl, he gets beat like a drum.

Any questions?

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[that-twink-over-there]

We stan a himbo king

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[groovychick-s]

not risking shitttt

[littlescorpion6]

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

[happydaysandersen]

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

[siriuslycollins-blog]

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

[americanbeautiies]

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“I’m a female security guard at a truck gate. I’m basically the only female there and I have to deal with a lot of truckers. They all tend to call me things like “sweetheart”, “hon”, “babe”, but I’ve recently started responding with “no problem, sport”, “no problem, champ”. My question is, what else can I use?”

theres just something real special about the advice the brothers give in response to women asking about gross men, and personally i love it more than most things

[sbirb]

Travis: Do you have a gun?

Griffin: No, Jesus, Travis!

Asker: No, I don- I do not have a gun. I do not have a gun.

Justin: Now, Travis, don’t be ridiculous. Do you have a taser?

Asker: I don’t. I have a big flashlight that’s very heavy.

Travis: Hit ‘em.

Justin: Yeah. [audience laughs]

No, no, you don’t have to hit all of ‘em, but if ya hit one, word gets around, truckers love to talk. [Asker laughs]

Travis: “Y’know, I called her sweet, she’s not very sweet.”

Justin: “She’s not very sweet. I was wrong. I called her pumpkin, she is no pumpkin.” 

Travis: “Turns out she’s a human being with a big flashlight.”

Justin: [laughing] “I thought she was a baby angel, and it turns out, she’s actually a human being, with a very large flashlight.” [Griffin laughs]

Travis: “You guys are never gonna believe this!”

Justin: “You guys are never gonna believe this!” [audience cheers] “Do you remember- do you remember that sugar dumplin’? I thought she was a sugar dumpling, it turns out she’s a person, and she’s very strong?” [Asker laughs] “And surprisingly fast?”

Travis: “She has a flashlight and she knows how to use it.”

Justin: “Yeah, she is a- yeah, please, get the word out, tell the other truckers.” [Asker and Griffin chuckle]

[laughing] “And you know what? Listen, this is gonna sound wild, other truckers, but… if this-” [Travis laughs] “i-if this sugar baby angel could turn out to be an actual living human being, we can’t really run the risk that others could be too!” [audience laughs, cheers] 

Travis: “What if they all have flashlights?”

Griffin: “They all have very big flashlights!”

Justin: “HEY, WHAT IF ALL WOMEN HAVE FLASHLIGHTS?”

Travis: “WHAT DO WE DO THEN?”

Justin: “WHAT DO WE DO THEN, WE CAN’T RUN THAT RISK! …Maybe we just…” [chuckles] “play it safe–”

Griffin: “Maybe we just be cool!”

Justin: “Just play it safe and be cool.”

Griffin: “Sounds good to me!” BWAH! That’s the big horn they have.

Justin: So anyway. I guess our answer is “flashlight one of them, and I’m sorry… for any repercussions.” 

[rpgsandbox]

[stenka-razin]

Pour yourself a glass from the Probability Pitcher.

[dimbosama-deactivated20251005]

Take a fucking sip for initiative, babes

[tomato606]

@bobottazzi

[tiktoks-we-like]

[samitch]

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[moonblossom]

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

[indifferent-kiwi]

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

[marvelxs-universe]

this entire thing is glorious

[prokopetz]

Look, the rules for writing Doctor Doom are very simple:

If he’s fighting another supervillain, he wins. Thanos, Galactus, doesn’t matter – villain on villain is kind of Doom’s thing.

If he’s fighting a superhero who’s a fellow super-scientist and/or head of state, he loses in a way that frames a valuable lesson about the perils of hubris and the importance of relying on others.

If he’s fighting a superhero who is neither a super-scientist nor a head of state, he loses in a way that grants the hero a moral victory but somehow furthers Doom’s plans behind the scenes.

If he’s fighting Squirrel Girl, he gets beat like a drum.

Any questions?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

james bond movies where strong male beats up villain, saves helpless girl, fucks said girl in the end: 26

none of yall:

movie where girl is the most powerful character that saves many men and is a bit smug about it: 1 (one)

all of y'all in lemongrab voice: E X C U S E

M E

[nervouspolice]

the difference is that the james bond movies are actually good 

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thats your own subjective opinion which defeats none of the points i made. im sorry that your reading comprehension is as tragic as your taste

[veryfunnymemes]

[jaesama]

Visit Original Link

[slimmeroo]

holy shit

[songbirdsofthesea]

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

[infinitygrey]

I was not expecting this to be good. I was so wrong.

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[iian-gallaghers]

Visit Original Link

this is gospel (piano version) layered 3 times: left ear, right ear, and middle

headphones are strongly recommended!

[watercolor-moon-blog]

I AM SCREAMING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[gracies-tulip-tyme]

I CAN NOW DIE HAPPY. THANK YOU GOD AND ALSO JESUS FOR THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF HEAVEN

[yuujislaugh]

I need this back on the top of my page

[neko-kaiyo]

I believe this is what an angels choir sounds like~ and here I thought I was living in hell~