so yeah. @tomballdryer - Tumblr Blog

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what she says: i’m fine

what she means: the series of unfortunate events could have been one of the most successful book to movie adaptations of our generation if brad silberling and robert gordon didn’t fuck it up by squishing the first three books into 107 minutes

yankeeblue

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This will always be funny

cerebral--thund3r-blog

mark you little shit

grrrlwings

he needs an award

owlcoholik

jurassic park science man: what if we dont bring back the dinosaurs that kill things, cant we just have plant eating dinosaurs at the park? isnt that enough

jurassic park CEO: no….thats not enough people wont pay SHIT if we dont have DEATH CREATURES no one gives a FUCK about a brontosaurus Leonard

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theendofaspark

this is never going to not be funny

epitomeofnerd-blog

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

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Bless you, Chris Pratt

askclint

This man is saving our galaxy

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he accidentally breaks even more technology as he runs off

chaossmagic

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

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Thank YOU

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ithinkchris

sneaking puppies into Mickey Ds lol

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A girl who’s normally very passive and quiet lashes out at a boy for making a gross comment. She’s more aggressive than usual today. “Is it your time of the month?” He asks with a smirk But he’s right. It is her time of the month. The full moon peeks from behind the clouds and she transforms into a werewolf and devours the boy whole

Marvel: You... made a film about female assassins?

Taylor Swift: What, like it's hard?

lordwanjavi

Kerry Callen > A Callen Parody

chubbymon

These are all gold 😆

zahnoir

“No.”

dustgarden

“I’m going on an adventure!” “No you aren’t, come eat your fruit.” “mOOOMMMM”

symphonance

“Ray is the greatest gamer, gardener, fence builder I have ever met. From the day I picked him up outside of Home Depot, to his first appearance in a Let’s Play, I knew he was something special.”

Based on actual events that actually happened

Ray’s origin story as told by Geoff