OneWholeCabbage

"I'm just one whole cabbage rolling through the field we all call life" is this a gimmick blog? you tell me, asshole. -28- DNF terfs and haters Zelda, cooking, cottage goblin core, funniest & whatever strikes my fancy. Married to the most wonderful person 💕

[fivendandelions]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) — dr. Joe Wright

[orcboxer]

happy pride I'm glad I'm gay I'm glad you're gay I'm glad we're both gay and alive

[punkedsolar]

The Mallorn Trees of Lothlórien

"That is the fairest of all the dwellings of my people. There are no trees like the trees of that land. For in the autumn their leaves fall not, but turn to gold. Not till the spring and the new green opens do they fall, and then the boughs are laden with yellow flowers; and the floor of the wood is golden, and golden is the roof, and its pillars are of silver, for the bark of the trees is smooth and grey." - Legolas, Lord of the Rings

[littledeludeddupes]

wyd if you unbutton your mans pants and discover that hes got the ginch gonch on.......

[onewholecabbage]

Bounce on it, next question.

[onewholecabbage]

Holy shit who wrote that?

[tboy-cock]

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[spielzeugkaiser]

He’s absolutely building pools and taking the ladders away-

[onewholecabbage]

(Rocky not quite grasping the diffence between bodies of water)

Rocky : "I make Grace a body of water in Erid habitat"

Ryland : "Wow, thats awesome! Thanks"

Rocky : "I put no ladder for joke *squeak squeak squeak* got Grace good"

Ryland standing on shore : " you got me bud"

[aroace-ryland-grace]

behold: my wangjangled book rocky plushie! he's definitely rough around the edges and I do still need to make his shirt, but considering I kinda winged the whole thing and this is basically my first ever actual sewing project, I think he came out okay!

[shmooseee]

carl…(foggy)

[darkestbrook]

I hope they pirated Minecraft on those computers. I think Rocky would like it

[funnelcloudd]

*eats two string cheeses and a slim jim and gives you a big wet kiss*

[funnelcloudd]

I love my flop posts. I have so many and they’re all deeply important to me.

[onewholecabbage]

I love them too *mwah* 😗

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[tylrgalpins]

The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

[theworstcreature]

I don’t like how you can feel nail polish. Why are my fingernails suffocating? That shouldn’t be…. It doesn’t feel right….

[onewholecabbage]

Explaining this at my wedding was eye opening

[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[asneakyfox]

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo

[ulan-bator]

[doomtribble73]