OneWholeCabbage

"I'm just one whole cabbage rolling through the field we all call life" is this a gimmick blog? you tell me, asshole. -28- DNF terfs and haters Zelda, cooking, cottage goblin core, funniest & whatever strikes my fancy. Married to the most wonderful person 💕

[slutdge]

whenever i post stupid shit that gets a lot of notes on here that i regret i take comfort in knowing that theres no real repercussions from that because this website is going to be tanked and shutdown within, at the most, 3 years

[slutdge]

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[onewholecabbage]

Hey, you guys are kinda funny today ngl

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[edgar-allan-possum]

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[ethanmaldridge]

New cryptid

[ethanmaldridge]

The people have requested a print, so it's up now in my shop!

[64mpg]

all right huddle up. nobody kill yourself today

[jmaxsketches]

[fuck-u-maga]

[subtextsays]

Meanwhile on tumblr

[ralphlanyon]

happy odyssey weekend

[littlegermanboy]

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

[littlegermanboy]

i can’t choose a favorite part of this it’s all so good.

[mostnormalprosekafan]

[Image ID: An anonymous ask which reads “Your blogging is middling and your special interests are unbecoming and passé. Blocked.” End ID.]

[spicymochi]

they are sitting and pondering

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[onewholecabbage]

My jaw hit the FLOOR at this art omg

[wavezies]

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced