The Other Bennet Sister (2026)
The Bennet family: are in the same room
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if i look back, i am lost
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The Other Bennet Sister (2026)
The Bennet family: are in the same room
Mr Darcy:
oh no blowjob for me please! i just wanted to be in this truck stop bathroom stall with you
castiel whenever theyre getting gas en route to a hunt
8500+ notes before the first destiel comment. i haven’t watched supernatural whatsoever in a decade, i certainly wasn’t thinking about it when i made this post. but you know what? yeah, this is an official destiel post #destiel
parried three bait posts in a row
anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?
they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé
There's no way you can make a cat do something it doesn't want to do. Half of mankind's efforts are along this line of ambition. Cat gates. Anti-scratching mats. Pro-pooping litter. Cat psychiatrists. All of this struggle is to convince an animal that has tricked us into sheltering it, feeding it, caring for it, and squeezing its little toe beans that maybe it should also do what we want once in awhile, if it's not too much trouble.
When you get a chance, go check out what your cat is doing. Chances are it's not what you want them to do. Sometimes, though, that cat does do what you want them to do, and you can take heart in that. Never mind that this is the same mentality that people apply to gambling and religious wars.
In nature, nobody would try to teach the bears to do what they want. Well, maybe some particularly hardy folks would, but they usually end up being eaten by those same bears when it turns out they forgot some critical aspect of ursine psychology ("wash your hands after eating bacon.") Why, then, do we think that things will go better for us once we bring the wild animal into our homes?
Me, I think we got lucky with dogs. Turns out that wolves really just want to be fed Snausages, and bite the tires of RC trucks, and chase Frisbees. They were just waiting for millions of years for all that cool stuff to be invented, and for a magical walking-upright wolf to present it to them. Everything in that regard went better than expected. We probably read into that success a little too hard, and now we expect the rest of it to all be easy too. Huskies aside.
debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"
2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"
This post has found its target market
In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok
"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.
science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.
scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍
people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️
for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.
in honour of the ides of march coming up soon I’ve created a celebratory watchlist!
add these to your letterboxd and get ready to watch them all:
Knives Out (2019)
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being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse
Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back
This is your reminder that just because something falls within the skillset you've practiced, so you can do it and you don't find it particularly hard or stressful relative to other things, it doesn't mean it isn't actually hard work you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing!
this applies to writing and art, too
Google search "how do other people manage it"
i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means
*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play
okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier
the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true