[dankmemeuniversity]

[nedahoyin]

me asf at least once a week..

[rosalitadiazz-deactivated202003]

[sinistropteryx]

There’s one piece of Harry Potter Rowling can never ruin

[sinistropteryx]

One fear

[beththebubbly]

I’m sorry but

Two pieces

[evepolastrl]

[effervescentbi]

thor + his goodness

[theavengers]

[boyd-stevens]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Russo Bros.

[marvel-lous-things]

Bucky, writing in his diary: day 183. I’m stuck in side what appears to be the “soul realm”, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I’ve never seen before. After months of thorough observation, I have concluded that-

Peter: *to the tune of final countdown* IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Shuri: *off key kazoo*

Bucky:

Bucky: -there is no intelligent life here

[chefpyro]

anyway

[sullina]

everyday i’m asking myself why netflix would pay 80 million dollars to keep friends but wouldn’t add this absolute gem to their library

[puzzlersi]

What is this show called?

[sullina]

“drake and josh”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thelowlysatsuma]

okay, gotta say, i’ve seen a bunch of these before, but “i wish to harm the melody machine” may possibly be the funniest goddamn one of them a l l

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

M'baku being like That™ a hundred percent of the time.

[keybladesoras]

I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

saddest part is that none of that feels exaggerated

[afewmarvelousthoughts]

Because it’s not. They really didn’t go overboard with any part of this episode. Even the payout that was offered the victim was, in corporate terms, totally viable. 

[678i0u]

Species: Flerken

Threat: high

[arguablysomaya]

Steve, about to do something risky: I'm gonna go for it.

Sam: Careful, it's dangerous.

Steve, grimly: Danger is my middle name.

Bucky: First of all your middle name is Grant,

[arguablysomaya]

Carol: I'm thinking of a number.

Fury: Is it 69?

Carol: No, don't be so immature. Someone else take a guess, and please try to take this more seriously.

Maria: Is it 420?

Carol: Yeah, it was 420.

[guarded-galaxy]

Quill: so yeah, 70s and 80s music is the greatest of all time, no doubt about it, no other decade can match it

Carol: *walks past with her 90s soundtrack blasting ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth*

Quill:

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

Peter P: blasts Toxic by britney spears

Quill and Carol:

[salazar-slanderin]

People want to complain that Horace Slughorn wasn’t a well written Slytherin, but trashing your house, faking your death and transfiguring yourself into an armchair to avoid an uncomfortable conversation is about as Slytherin as it gets.

[fattiphatfat]

It wasn’t even his house

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

^THAT is as Slytherin as it gets